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Charges: Man Drove Into Ditch Drunk, Had Sex & Assaulted Deputy Attempting Arrest
WCCO.com ^ | 1/18/17 | WCCO

Posted on 01/18/2017 10:22:54 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — A 27-year-old White Bear Lake man faces charges after he allegedly drunkenly drove into a ditch, had sex there with a female passenger, and spit on a deputy attempting to arrest him, according to the Ramsey County Attorney’s Office.

Alan Krueger is charged with one felony count of fourth-degree assault and one gross misdemeanor count of DWI with a refusal to submit to chemical test in connection to the Jan. 16 incident.

~SNIP~

After failing standard field sobriety tests, Krueger was asked to provide a preliminary breath test sample. Before that, deputies told him to form a tight seal with his lips on the straw and to blow hard. To that, Krueger responded, “that’s what she said.”

(Excerpt) Read more at minnesota.cbslocal.com ...


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KEYWORDS: dwi; minnesota; moron
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1 posted on 01/18/2017 10:22:54 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Sounds like a great night!


2 posted on 01/18/2017 10:25:40 AM PST by tanuki (Left-wing Revolution: show biz for boring people.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Minnesota will elect him to congress ( Democrapic of course).


3 posted on 01/18/2017 10:25:57 AM PST by faithhopecharity ("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

“that’s what she said.”

that is a funny line but I cannot use it often


4 posted on 01/18/2017 10:26:28 AM PST by Jolla
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

My initial read told me the deputy arrested him after he assaulted her and had sex with her - actually implying it was consensual.

On a side note, if I were ever to have sex in a ditch, I’d prefer to be in a car. It’s just a lot cleaner.


5 posted on 01/18/2017 10:27:03 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Best. Election. EVER!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Hey, we all do this from time to time.


6 posted on 01/18/2017 10:27:25 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"Before that, deputies told him to form a tight seal with his lips on the straw and to blow hard. To that, Krueger responded, “that’s what she said.”"

::snort:: LOL! There's reason to arrest his butt right there! Charge him with making a bad "That's what she said" joke. Too funny. His buddies at the bar are going to love it. Dude, no, seriously.... you really said that??

7 posted on 01/18/2017 10:29:15 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

The soon to be Senator Krueger from Minnesota.

8 posted on 01/18/2017 10:29:36 AM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: Jolla

Yeah, if you read the whole thing, (I recommend it) this guy thought he was just too darned funny.


9 posted on 01/18/2017 10:30:42 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (GET OUT OF DONALD'S HOUSE!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Something more than alcohol at work, there.


10 posted on 01/18/2017 10:31:47 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Go big or go home!


11 posted on 01/18/2017 10:34:02 AM PST by llevrok (je sui cou rouge !)
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To: Snickering Hound

Dude looks like he just went 5 rounds in the octagon. lol


12 posted on 01/18/2017 10:34:13 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: RoosterRedux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM


13 posted on 01/18/2017 10:35:43 AM PST by BipolarBob (I thought money was burning a hole in my pocket but it was just my Samsung Galaxy 7.)
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To: Mr. Douglas
The nurse then called police because she was concerned the woman was too drunk to consent to sex.

She drives up on an accident scene, finds two clearly intoxicated people in the car, at least one of whom is injured as shown in photos, and this is her reason for calling police. Feminism über alles.

14 posted on 01/18/2017 10:37:39 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Well aside from that, how was he funny looking?


15 posted on 01/18/2017 10:41:10 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Well, he kinda’ looked like that dorky Steve Buscemi in that snowflake video. You know, just... funny lookin’. Like the rest of ‘em.


16 posted on 01/18/2017 10:45:00 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Snickering Hound

Looks kind of like Alan Grayson.


17 posted on 01/18/2017 10:50:29 AM PST by OLDCU
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To: Snickering Hound

“resisting arrest” booking photos always make smile.


18 posted on 01/18/2017 10:52:03 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE ("If guns cause crime, there must be something wrong with mine." -Ted Nugent)
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To: Snickering Hound

He looks like an Apache Indian, but with a German name and a Gumby haircut.


19 posted on 01/18/2017 10:59:41 AM PST by lee martell
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

“a nurse returning home from work ... saw the driver and a young woman engaging in sexual acts.”

‘Sexual acts’ - not “act”? How long was she watching them?

Another Minnesota perv...

8^)


20 posted on 01/18/2017 11:02:44 AM PST by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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