[nickcarraway]

I never realized part of Oregon was in Florida.

[nickcarraway]

Ping

[dfwgator]

[Bigg Red]

Eww! Who wants to buy it now?

[Innovative]

Everything in the article said Portland, Oregon,

I hope the snake bit the thief in some of his sensitive areas.

[clintonh8r]

I thought he was glad to see me.....

[HonkyTonkMan]

the snake appears to be in good health

Traumatized by the reptilian violator.

[dp0622]

I’ve been stopped by Pet Store security more than once for being accused of stuffing a snake down my pants.

They are always courteous and apologize when when they’ve realized they made a mistake.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Poor snake is going to need therapy to recover from the trauma.

[Proyecto Anonimo]

I get stopped all the time.

[alexander_busek]

Snake Stuffed Down Thief's Pants Returned to Oregon Pet Store

That's the title, but in the body of the article, it is made clear that the snake was returned to the pet store.

Otherwise, I was thinking, "That's a well-trained / homing snake!"

Regards,

[bgill]

Just here for the comments.

[Old Yeller]

I can’t go into pet stores anymore because I got tired of always being accused of smuggling an anaconda snake out in my pants.