Posted on 01/10/2017 10:39:40 PM PST by Celerity
I just finished watching the final "Rampage" movie on Netflix. These movies are a rolling comedy, but the final one is our biggest punchline.
If you're in the mood for some ridiculous, ludicrous and flat-out insulting leftist garbage - Tune in and drop out to this one !
The first Rampage movie follows a youngster cleverly named "Bill Williamson". Imaginative, eh ? Well this is only the surface of the piece d'la resistance that lies ahead.
Bill decides enough is enough, and he is going to shoot up the town. As a youngster, the creators of the movie have set up his angry youth, paintball experience and motherless upbringing in an angle of attack that is highlighted with youtube videos and camera-in-the-face explanations for his "Violent tendencies". Lets begin.
1. Kill the rich. You can't make it because other people have made it big. Too big, I guess. And I also guess that the earth has a maximum number of rich people that can exist at any moment. 2. GET RID OF GUNS. He looks into the camera and demands that the country follows the example of other, utopian, peaceful countries and takes the firearms away from people. 3. There is no god, and anyone who thinks there is a god is stupid and should die. And I guess maybe you should take their stuff too. Because reason.
These are the themes of each of the movies. Throughout the movies, he escapes in .. well.. pretty outlandish ways that show how cunning and clever he is. Throughout the series, until the last 5 minutes of the last installment, no mention is made of his political leanings - But everytime this loser opens his mouth a Huffington Post article falls out.
In the final movie, he starts by somehow killing the president (President Unnamed), Vice President Unknown and Secretary of Defense Whozthat. And he did this at once. While the president was speaking at a podium. From 1.5 miles away. In DC.
The FBI assign some two guys to find him. Hey, budgets being what they are and all we'll skip over how the same exact explosion killed 30 cops over and over. Budgets. It's not easy being Uwe Boll who must receive complete funding from Buzzfeed.
William Williamson has a son, for some reason. To a woman who goes along with this garbage. If she had a tail it would wag whenever this lunatic enters the door. Oh, his son's name is William. His dad's name isn't, so there is some sort of backstory there that I'm surprised there was no youtube video about.
The third movie sees his leftism hardened into a religion. Again with the three points, but these actions throughout the series have prompted other losers to join in with him to start a civil war. Yes, the end of the last movie is a civil war. It's all sorts of people going around shooting the rich. And George Bush is mentioned by name as being killed. As is Rhianna, Britney Spears, and some other barking moonbat who probably doesn't deserve mention in a movie being killed in an idiot uprising.
But at the peak of the civil war, as told in an Infowars-style studio by two anchoridiots, The narrative finally coalesces into what we want to hear:
"VIOLENT RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS ARE REVOLTING AND KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE"
I recommend this series for everyone here at FR. Get an idea of just how loose some people's screws are.
No thanks.
“If you’re in the mood for some ridiculous, ludicrous and flat-out insulting leftist garbage “
I’m sorry.
I was wrong.
I just went over to Drudge before calling it a night, and read the headline “O-ver and out”. It was an AP article detailing the chief idiot’s mouth-flatulence as he crop dusted the whole country on his way out of the room.
That AP article beats these movies without a doubt. Reality is stranger than fiction.
Uh, yeah.... No.
That's like a gigantic sign with 70 kW of lights flashing DO NOT WATCH THIS. I've seen the name mentioned here and there over the years, usually followed by "worst director ever."
Coincidence? I just watched it last night after seeing it on Netflix.
Yes. It was pretty terrible. I couldn’t tell if Uwe, who usually makes terrible movies, was lampooning the left wing talking points or if he were trying to make a statement. The first one certainly wasn’t a statement.
You put this against his usual trash, but then pulls off something truly great like “Darfur” and it’s hard to tell.
Postal was pretty fun to watch.
Hard to believe it was made by Uwe Boll!!!
Again:
Uwe Boll is the worst-by-choice living movie director. He uses “The Producers” model: over sold big budget flops. For a long time he abused a loophole in German tax law.
I’ve seen the first two. I was unaware of a third installment. The first one was actually decent, for what it was. A bit dark. Kind of a high school bully’s wet dream.
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