Posted on 01/10/2017 8:04:49 PM PST by nickcarraway
A Maryville man was arrested Friday after he reportedly attacked his girlfriend with a taco for having a profile on an online dating site.
Steven Erwin Stokes, 47, Ridgeview Road, Maryville, was arrested by Blount County Sheriff’s Office deputies on charges of domestic assault, aggravated domestic assault, failure to appear to address a misdemeanor charge and contempt of court.
He was being held in lieu of bonds totaling $7,000 pending hearings at 1:30 p.m. Wednesday and 9 a.m. Thursday in Blount County General Sessions Court.
Deputies responded to the situation around 9 p.m. on Friday, after Stokes’ girlfriend, a 46-year-old woman, reported that he had become enraged over her online dating profile and attacked both her and her nephew, who also lives at the Ridgeview residence.
According to the Sheriff’s Office report, Stokes had already hit the woman in the face and had began tearing up the house when she locked him out around 7:30 p.m. while he was in the driveway yelling at her nephew. When Stokes returned from a neighbor’s house a few hours later, and the arguing resumed, he told the woman that if she called the police, he would “burn the house down.” However, when the woman reached for the phone, Stokes grabbed a taco from the kitchen counter, “pressed the taco into her face and smeared it all around,” before pushing her down the hallway.
The woman’s nephew then called a neighbor for help, which further angered Stokes, and caused him to strangle the nephew. The woman unsuccessfully attempted to break up the fight and retrieved the neighbors, who took Stokes back to their house again.
When deputies arrived, they observed severe redness on the nephew’s neck, a cut on the inside of the woman’s lip and taco remnants on her face and shirt, as well as cake all over the kitchen floor, which the woman said Stokes had thrown in his rage.
Stokes, who has lived with the woman and her nephew since May 2016, advised that an argument regarding a dating site had occurred, but never turned physical. Stokes also told deputies that he has “extreme anger problems” that he’s trying to deal with, according to the report.
Drop the Chalupa!
What is that saying? Something about, “If God did not want man to eat taco”.....or something like that!
ROFL
Yes, I laugh at my own humor! ;-)
I hardly know what to make of this headline.
Some burritos elevate themselves to WMD status post-consumption.
I blame the taco.
“I blame the taco.”
Would you blame it if there was a concealed carry law for tacos?
Oh, I thought he Assaulted her Taco like Bill Clinton did to Monica’s using a Cigar.
Good thing he didn’t come after her with a banana.
That would have to be a churro.
Darn good thing it was not a banana. (With apologies to Monty Python).
My fingers tremble on the key board as I contemplate which I wish to say, I will not except, “I have never had a bad taco.”
Beat me to it!
That scene was improvised, you know. The original scene was very mild and the Director told the actors to go wild, really think like a couple fighting. What made Cagney grab the grapefruit and mush it in her face, who knows, but that is the stuff of creative genius. And now that is forever a Hollywood classic moment — one of the most referenced and seen of all time.
Yep, we need a 10 day waiting period for assault tacos.
I thought they all had tacos.
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