Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz
Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.
Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Only My Black Life Matters
9. Turns out I'm JV
8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
The Greatest President Ever.
It’s a autobiography of course.
Dreams of my Failure.
Even better.
How To Become President Without Really Trying.
For Dummies.
“B-HO: Leading From Behind”
(With a forward from Michelle,
the more notible behind.)
“Me, Myself, and I”
“Not If I Did It, but How”
Chapters:
- Commies ghostwrite great autobios
- learning to talk black
- faked citizenship so easily, only a few died
- faked being straight so well, only a few died
- there is no one so gullible as an American
- always blame others
- believe in your superiority: it’s catching
- how to win friends and influence people by not doing one damn thing
- pick lovers off any sports team or tv show you wish
- milking poor taxpayers to get bigger, better vacations
- reset everything
- learn to tap dance: the only way to survive making globalists and liberals both happy
- how to get a lot done by ignoring everything and just golfing
- alinsky was right - just keep mocking
- set yourself up nice for afterwards using many countries as your benefactors
.
Tour of bathhouses in the greater Washington DC area.
My journey: From Kenya to Gitmo
“”5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years””
I like mine better - “Thoughts of blaming Donald J. Trump for the last 8 years.”
Trump wasn’t in charge then? Oh! my goodness! What a pity. Well, he won’t let a little matter like that stop him. Nothing has ever gotten in the way of this man but it’s pay up time SOMETIME!!
“I Like Dogs”
A Kenyan In The Works
The True Story of The Kenyanesian Usurpation
(How I Got the GOP to Abandon the Constitution)
The text might cover up/distract from his wonderful picture of himself
“Dreams Of My Father Gave The Country Nightmares”
“Harry Potter And Dumbass Obama”
If I Did It - Confessions of a Muslim
“How To Make Enemies And Piss-Off People”
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