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Top 10 Working Titles for Barack Obama's Next Book
FreeRepublic.com ^ | 26 December 2016 | Rockitz

Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz

Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.

Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.

10. Only My Black Life Matters

9. Turns out I'm JV

8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud

7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse

6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence

5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years

4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It

3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans

2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement

1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History


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KEYWORDS: obama; topten; worstpresidentever
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To: Rockitz

The Greatest President Ever.
It’s a autobiography of course.


41 posted on 12/26/2016 3:42:25 PM PST by Leep (Stronger without her!)
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To: Rockitz

Dreams of my Failure.


42 posted on 12/26/2016 3:43:45 PM PST by Sasparilla (I 'm Not Tired Of Winning)
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To: Arthur McGowan

Even better.


43 posted on 12/26/2016 3:44:32 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Rockitz

How To Become President Without Really Trying.
For Dummies.


44 posted on 12/26/2016 3:45:52 PM PST by Leep (Stronger without her!)
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To: Yaelle

“B-HO: Leading From Behind”
(With a forward from Michelle,
the more notible behind.)


45 posted on 12/26/2016 3:46:01 PM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: Rockitz

“Me, Myself, and I”


46 posted on 12/26/2016 3:53:05 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: Rockitz

“Not If I Did It, but How”

Chapters:
- Commies ghostwrite great autobios
- learning to talk black
- faked citizenship so easily, only a few died
- faked being straight so well, only a few died
- there is no one so gullible as an American
- always blame others
- believe in your superiority: it’s catching
- how to win friends and influence people by not doing one damn thing
- pick lovers off any sports team or tv show you wish
- milking poor taxpayers to get bigger, better vacations
- reset everything
- learn to tap dance: the only way to survive making globalists and liberals both happy
- how to get a lot done by ignoring everything and just golfing
- alinsky was right - just keep mocking
- set yourself up nice for afterwards using many countries as your benefactors


47 posted on 12/26/2016 3:53:28 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Rockitz
Me, Myself, and I

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48 posted on 12/26/2016 3:54:37 PM PST by LucyT (>>>> "You're not paranoid, they want you dead." <<<<)
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To: Rockitz

Tour of bathhouses in the greater Washington DC area.


49 posted on 12/26/2016 3:55:39 PM PST by Newtoidaho (Sprinkles are for winners.)
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My journey: From Kenya to Gitmo


50 posted on 12/26/2016 3:58:28 PM PST by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
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51 posted on 12/26/2016 4:01:30 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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“”5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years””

I like mine better - “Thoughts of blaming Donald J. Trump for the last 8 years.”

Trump wasn’t in charge then? Oh! my goodness! What a pity. Well, he won’t let a little matter like that stop him. Nothing has ever gotten in the way of this man but it’s pay up time SOMETIME!!


52 posted on 12/26/2016 4:01:43 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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“I Like Dogs”


53 posted on 12/26/2016 4:02:19 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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A Kenyan In The Works


54 posted on 12/26/2016 4:03:47 PM PST by PaleoBob
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The True Story of The Kenyanesian Usurpation

(How I Got the GOP to Abandon the Constitution)


55 posted on 12/26/2016 4:05:23 PM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents)
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To: Rockitz
Barack doesn't want a title on his next book.

The text might cover up/distract from his wonderful picture of himself

56 posted on 12/26/2016 4:06:26 PM PST by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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“Dreams Of My Father Gave The Country Nightmares”


57 posted on 12/26/2016 4:08:52 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“Harry Potter And Dumbass Obama”


58 posted on 12/26/2016 4:10:05 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Rockitz

If I Did It - Confessions of a Muslim


59 posted on 12/26/2016 4:11:46 PM PST by Gator113 (I use liberal tears in my milkshake ~DRAIN THE SWAMP~ ~ LOCK HER UP ~ ~DRAIN THE SWAMP~)
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“How To Make Enemies And Piss-Off People”


60 posted on 12/26/2016 4:11:47 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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