Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz
Back in 2012 when I thought Romney had a chance, I posted some of these. Here's the 2016 version.
Unless he declares martial law in the next 25 days, it's likely that President Obama will be looking at retirement from public office in the very near future. Publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Only My Black Life Matters
9. Turns out I'm JV
8. The Manchurian President: My Puppet Masters Should Be Proud
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Grieve In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Hard Working Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
“All This For A Stupid Flag”
I’m partial to “Me, the Book”.
But that kind of sounds like the other books he’s “written”.
RLTW
What he should name it:
How I Stole Your American Presidency
What he will name it:
HISTORIC: MY PRESIDENCY
When Barry met Reggie
“You Didn’t Build That! Memoirs of a Transformational President.”
How about...America-You’ve Been Punked
“Confessions of a homosexual illegal alien muslim marxist”
"I have a pen and phone"
"The Art of the Schlemiel"
Leni
“I’m Writing This Book To Get Money From PAC’s and The DNC”
Destroying America: My Excellent Presidency
yup
My Life,,,
“Me, Me, Me, I, I, I”
“I Wish I had Michelle’s Biceps” (President Obama’s post-presidential fitness plan)
“A Sissy in Mom Jeans: The Style of Barack Obama”
“Me, Me, Me, Me, ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!”
Veni, Vidi, Excrementum
“How i went from the Choom gang in High school to the White House. How to use Alinsky to get what you want.”
Speaking of which...anybody notice Donald Trump has used to Alinsky techniques to baffle the media and the punditry...ha ha.....here’s n your face progressives ^5
“The greatness or Barack Obama.”
“An Autobiography of Barack Obama. Written by Barack Obama. Barack Obama gives it 10 out of 10 stars.”
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