Posted on 12/26/2016 3:13:08 PM PST by Rockitz
The Greatest President Ever.
It’s a autobiography of course.
Dreams of my Failure.
Even better.
How To Become President Without Really Trying.
For Dummies.
“B-HO: Leading From Behind”
(With a forward from Michelle,
the more notible behind.)
“Me, Myself, and I”
“Not If I Did It, but How”
Chapters:
- Commies ghostwrite great autobios
- learning to talk black
- faked citizenship so easily, only a few died
- faked being straight so well, only a few died
- there is no one so gullible as an American
- always blame others
- believe in your superiority: it’s catching
- how to win friends and influence people by not doing one damn thing
- pick lovers off any sports team or tv show you wish
- milking poor taxpayers to get bigger, better vacations
- reset everything
- learn to tap dance: the only way to survive making globalists and liberals both happy
- how to get a lot done by ignoring everything and just golfing
- alinsky was right - just keep mocking
- set yourself up nice for afterwards using many countries as your benefactors
.
Tour of bathhouses in the greater Washington DC area.
My journey: From Kenya to Gitmo
“”5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of blaming George W. Bush for the last 8 years””
I like mine better - “Thoughts of blaming Donald J. Trump for the last 8 years.”
Trump wasn’t in charge then? Oh! my goodness! What a pity. Well, he won’t let a little matter like that stop him. Nothing has ever gotten in the way of this man but it’s pay up time SOMETIME!!
“I Like Dogs”
A Kenyan In The Works
The True Story of The Kenyanesian Usurpation
(How I Got the GOP to Abandon the Constitution)
The text might cover up/distract from his wonderful picture of himself
“Dreams Of My Father Gave The Country Nightmares”
“Harry Potter And Dumbass Obama”
If I Did It - Confessions of a Muslim
“How To Make Enemies And Piss-Off People”
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