Posted on 12/13/2016 12:51:41 AM PST by Steve Newton
Been a while since I have told you all any bed time stories. It's that time of year. Have you all beeb good?
Been is a good word.
Tell me a story about the little flat tax that could.
Lol. Sorry wish I could. You heard of the old sergeant? If not I may have to start with older stories
I am sitting with my mother tonight in the hospital and it's "the hour of the wolf".
Humm....I am sorry to hear that, though I have been there many times myself. But then again they have sat beside us too.
Ok. This one is for you. Look for-—”My Daddy”
Prayers for you both.
S
Thanks and will do!
Posted for you. My
Daddy
Blessings
I beeb good. Series. My gifts will be Hugh.
I have one for ya:
Once upon a time there was a kind, hard working, handsome, golden haired Teddy Bear who became very successful in his own right. His good deeds were challenged by a little blonde girl who baked cookies. People in the village knew this innocent, sweet, blonde little girl was really a bloodthirsty, evil wolf who lied and preyed upon vulnerable people to get what it wanted but were too intimidated by her to challenge her lest they ended up being baked in her oven. One day the Teddy Bear kicked this little blonde girl’s ass to hell and lo and behold, a wolf came tumbling out of the blonde girl costume. The wolf and her ilk was driven from the village and peace and prosperity good over and the villagers lived happily ever after
The End.
Ooh! I like that one!
good = took
Oh, I’m being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don’t like it—one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It’s nibblin’ my toe.
Oh, gee,
It’s up to my knee.
Oh my,
It’s up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It’s up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It’s up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It’s upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .
Shel Silverstein
Lol
Lol. Nice
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