[PGalt]

Trigglypuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69tkCbeC5o

[2ndDivisionVet]

A fat lesbian? That’s odd.

[Steely Tom]

As one who watches too many of the prison documentaries on YT, I observe that there is a certain kind of person that just won't follow any rules, and that will rage until they are knocked unconscious or killed. For some reason, there seems to be more and more of them.

Tommy Sotomayor calls them BT-1000s, after the Terminator.

Although Amber Koestler would be a WT-1000.

[ModelBreaker]

She’s having a bad day.

[griffin]

in a roll of body fat in her buttocks
in a roll of body fat in her buttocks
in a roll of body fat IN her buttocks?

Ugh

[Professional]

I knew a girl that was fat. She was soon fat....

[Charles Henrickson]

37-year old Amber Koestler

Amber Alight.

[blackdog]

“Ah yes, the o’l hidden lighter in the butt fat trick” - Agent Maxwell Smart.

[alexander_busek]

A woman in a booking facility at the Okaloosa County Extension building is charged with arson after she lit a roll of toilet paper on fire with a lighter she had hidden in a fold of body fat.

To be perfectly fair, who here at Free Republic can honestly claim that he/she has never been charged with arson after lighting a roll of toilet paper on fire with a lighter concealed in a roll of body fat?

Let he/she who is without sin cast the first harpoon!

Regards,

[Jeff Chandler]

I read a headline like that and think to myself, Now THAT’S a keeper.

[smokingfrog]

She sounds like a real charmer.

We should start a gofundme for the person that had to do her body search.

[CurlyDave]

Click through the link and look at her picture.

Now it is only a face shot, but there just isn’t enough fat there to support the idea of hiding a lighter in a roll of butt fat.

I suspect the lighter was, ahem, inserted in a more intimate place and then retrieved.

[lafroste]

Wow. In her buttocks? Even huge butts don’t usually have jelly rolls. Tummies, sure but bottoms? She must be a real catch.

[csvset]

In other Okaloosa County news, we have this.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office has charged two Pensacola women with armed robbery after they pulled a knife on two individuals early Sunday morning who say they had declined the women’s offer for sex.

The victims say 26-year old Shelly Adair and 26-year old April Garica-Bonilla followed them home from an establishment on Racetrack Road around 3 a.m. They told deputies the pair was soliciting them for sex but they declined.

They say that’s when the two women exited their car. One was armed with a knife and demanded money. The victims handed over two $100 bills and the women fled. OCSO deputies spotted the suspects’ white Chevrolet and made a traffic stop. The victims showed up to positively identify the suspects.

Deputies found two $100 bills in one of the female’s purse and a four inch folding knife in the car’s glove compartment.

[60Gunner]

Ah, the smell of burning Mycobacteria smegmata.

[Charles Henrickson]

She wanted to feel lighter.

[NorthMountain]

after her girlfriend said Koestler had struck her

Queers are reputed to get in exceptionally nasty 'domestic violence' situations.