Posted on 12/11/2016 9:45:17 PM PST by nickcarraway
A woman in a booking facility at the Okaloosa County Extension building is charged with arson after she lit a roll of toilet paper on fire with a lighter she had hidden in a fold of body fat.
The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrested 37-year old Amber Koestler on December 5th after her girlfriend said Koestler had struck her at a home on Scranton Street near Fort Walton Beach.
Deputies say as they were heading to the booking facility on Lewis Turner Boulevard, Koestler was combative, punching and kicking the door inside the patrol car. She got out of her handcuffs and when deputies opened the door to restrain her, grabbed the cuffs as if to use them as a weapon. A taser was deployed, however was not effective since one probe did not make contact. Deputies reapplied the handcuffs but Koestler continued to be combative at the booking facility and attempted to bite a deputy. She was then escorted to a holding cell.
A short time later deputies smelled smoke and thought it could be the result of an electrical fire. They began to evacuate the prisoners. They discovered Koestler had set a roll of toilet paper on fire inside her holding cell. Video surveillance revealed Koestler had concealed a lighter in a roll of body fat in her buttocks. She retrieved it and then used the lighter to start the fire. No one was injured.
Koestler is charged with felony domestic battery, resisting arrest, and arson.
Wow. In her buttocks? Even huge butts don’t usually have jelly rolls. Tummies, sure but bottoms? She must be a real catch.
The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office has charged two Pensacola women with armed robbery after they pulled a knife on two individuals early Sunday morning who say they had declined the women’s offer for sex.
The victims say 26-year old Shelly Adair and 26-year old April Garica-Bonilla followed them home from an establishment on Racetrack Road around 3 a.m. They told deputies the pair was soliciting them for sex but they declined.
They say that’s when the two women exited their car. One was armed with a knife and demanded money. The victims handed over two $100 bills and the women fled. OCSO deputies spotted the suspects’ white Chevrolet and made a traffic stop. The victims showed up to positively identify the suspects.
Deputies found two $100 bills in one of the female’s purse and a four inch folding knife in the car’s glove compartment.
She wanted to feel lighter.
From her mug shot, she doesn’t look fat. She looks like a tweaker.
She also doesn’t look 37. She has to be at least 20 years older than the report says.
Meth will do that to you.
Thar she blows! In a manner of speaking.
A fat lesbian? That’s odd.
Indeed, they’re never fat in the movies.
Are you forgetting the fat a$$ed, crotch grabbing, bltch?
Queers are reputed to get in exceptionally nasty 'domestic violence' situations.
Your opinion, sir.
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