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Woman Hides Lighter in Roll of Fat, Lights Roll of Toilet Paper on Fire, Smokes Out Holding Cell
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| Dec 08, 2016
Posted on 12/11/2016 9:45:17 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
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posted on
12/11/2016 9:49:00 PM PST
by
PGalt
(CONGRATULATIONS Donald J. Trump)
To: nickcarraway
A fat lesbian? That’s odd.
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posted on
12/11/2016 9:50:08 PM PST
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2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: nickcarraway
As one who watches too many of the prison documentaries on YT, I observe that there is a certain kind of person that just won't follow any rules, and that will rage until they are knocked unconscious or killed. For some reason, there seems to be more and more of them.
Tommy Sotomayor calls them BT-1000s, after the Terminator.
Although Amber Koestler would be a WT-1000.
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posted on
12/11/2016 9:50:27 PM PST
by
Steely Tom
([VOTE FRAUD] == [CIVIL WAR])
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
in a roll of body fat in her buttocks
in a roll of body fat in her buttocks
in a roll of body fat IN her buttocks?
Ugh
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:00:49 PM PST
by
griffin
To: griffin
If even her butt has fat rolls, she’s what’s know colloquially down here as “a busted can of biscuits.”
To: nickcarraway
I knew a girl that was fat. She was soon fat....
To: 2ndDivisionVet
A fat lesbian? That’s odd. Indeed, they're never fat in the movies.
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:03:55 PM PST
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PGR88
To: nickcarraway
37-year old Amber Koestler Amber Alight.
To: nickcarraway
“Ah yes, the o’l hidden lighter in the butt fat trick” - Agent Maxwell Smart.
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:13:17 PM PST
by
blackdog
To: nickcarraway
A woman in a booking facility at the Okaloosa County Extension building is charged with arson after she lit a roll of toilet paper on fire with a lighter she had hidden in a fold of body fat. To be perfectly fair, who here at Free Republic can honestly claim that he/she has never been charged with arson after lighting a roll of toilet paper on fire with a lighter concealed in a roll of body fat?
Let he/she who is without sin cast the first harpoon!
Regards,
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:16:13 PM PST
by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: Dog
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:28:02 PM PST
by
Iowa Granny
(Clintion ruined a dress, but Obama ruined a Nation.)
To: nickcarraway
I read a headline like that and think to myself, Now THAT’S a keeper.
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:32:36 PM PST
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Jeff Chandler
(Everywhere is freaks and hairies Dykes and fairies Tell me where is sanity?)
To: alexander_busek
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:35:24 PM PST
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Fai Mao
(PIAPS for Prison 2016)
To: nickcarraway
She sounds like a real charmer.
We should start a gofundme for the person that had to do her body search.
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posted on
12/11/2016 10:38:05 PM PST
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smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: PGalt
Tyrigglypuff aka ‘diesel’.
To: nickcarraway
Click through the link and look at her picture.
Now it is only a face shot, but there just isn’t enough fat there to support the idea of hiding a lighter in a roll of butt fat.
I suspect the lighter was, ahem, inserted in a more intimate place and then retrieved.
To: RegulatorCountry
Haha, forgive me Lord but Hahahahaha.
To: Golfinsocal
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