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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it
Washington Post ^ | 1 Dec 2016 | Justin Wm. Moyer

Posted on 12/01/2016 6:27:33 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT

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To: Sgt_Schultze

Eddie Haskell, The Beav and Wally. That makes me feel damn old.


41 posted on 12/02/2016 9:08:43 AM PST by Rebelbase (Please consider donating to the emotional-support porcupine program for college safe spaces.)
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42 posted on 12/02/2016 9:29:23 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ClearCase_guy

What is that picture from?


43 posted on 12/02/2016 9:40:56 AM PST by WhirlwindAttack (Let Me Die Not Quietly, But Valiantly And Violently)
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To: Zeppo

LOL!


44 posted on 12/02/2016 10:08:19 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: JoeProBono
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


45 posted on 12/02/2016 10:15:57 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall.

How do you cause prop? Last I checked, 'prop' is a physical object noun, not something you cause. And that second sentence is missing a verb. How do people write crap like this? Did they downsize their editors and now no one proofreads this stuff?
46 posted on 12/02/2016 10:18:03 AM PST by Svartalfiar
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Beaver are extremely nocturnal. I see one during the day and I think rabies.


47 posted on 12/02/2016 10:20:34 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: WhirlwindAttack

Picture in #4 is from the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

One of the characters (Cobie Smulders) was supposed to have been a Canadian TV star as a teenager in the 1980s — named “Robyn Sparkles”). Her TV show supposedly taught math to children through songs and funny skits.

The pictured skit features the song “Two Beavers are Better Than One” which is unintentionally extremely suggestive. If you like, you can go on Youtube and see the basic skit from the show which is cut short by adult Robyn because her friends are laughing at her ridiculous song. You can also find a clip with the full song which is sung in a bar by the two women who have now grown up.

It’s all quite amusing. If you like beavers.


48 posted on 12/02/2016 12:18:38 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

For those who like math challenges:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knobmUd-r5E

For those who like music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo


49 posted on 12/02/2016 5:44:42 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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