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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it
Washington Post ^ | 1 Dec 2016 | Justin Wm. Moyer

Posted on 12/01/2016 6:27:33 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT

Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall.

The “suspect attempted to flee the area,” as the sheriff’s office put it in a statement, but it was apprehended by animal control and released to an animal rehabilitator — hopefully not just to be released into the wild, but to be taught basic shopping etiquette.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: angrybeaver; babybeaver; beavers; castor; castorcanadensis; surpriseshopper; trees
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An illegal Canadian?

Same rehabilitator as Anthony D Weiner?

1 posted on 12/01/2016 6:27:34 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Oh, it’s an animal. NM then.


2 posted on 12/01/2016 6:30:14 PM PST by mykroar (Congratulations President-Elect Trump)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

So a beaver walks into an artificial Christmas tree store, and then he...

Oh, you have?

Never mind.


3 posted on 12/01/2016 6:34:10 PM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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4 posted on 12/01/2016 6:36:04 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

It’s a baby beaver...which is why the guy petting it still has his fingers.


5 posted on 12/01/2016 6:36:44 PM PST by piasa
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Cute video...Scratch an angry beaver and they settle right down.


6 posted on 12/01/2016 6:40:29 PM PST by jazusamo (Have YOU Donated to Free Republic? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

7 posted on 12/01/2016 6:43:16 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through you're anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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It’s a baby beaver...which is why the guy petting it still has his fingers.

We have then around here, always heard not to get close or let the dogs near them!

8 posted on 12/01/2016 6:45:04 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Related...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3500423/posts


9 posted on 12/01/2016 6:45:55 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The Beaver died in Viet Nam.


10 posted on 12/01/2016 6:48:09 PM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: ClearCase_guy

Maybe not Canadian?

Now that I thank a bout it, I’ve never heard of beavers ransacking a Canadian Tire store.


11 posted on 12/01/2016 6:50:17 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: piasa

The baby beavers I’ve seen have always been covering in lice.


12 posted on 12/01/2016 6:51:41 PM PST by digger48
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Did a title search,
Thinking that a key word ‘beaver’ search, would show too many Laz articles to count.

“What difference at this point does it make?”


13 posted on 12/01/2016 6:57:01 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: bgill

Fake news?

While he was still in high school, Mathers joined the United States Air Force Reserve, in 1966. He appeared as a presenter at the 1967 Emmy Awards ceremony in his dress uniform. After graduating high school in 1967, Mathers continued to serve in the Reserve and made the rank of Sergeant.[9] In December 1969, a rumor began that Mathers was killed in action in the Vietnam War. Although the origin of the rumor is unclear,[10] Mathers never saw action and was never stationed outside of the United States.


14 posted on 12/01/2016 7:02:17 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees,

Stop me if you've heard this already....

Seriously, this sounds like the setup for "a horse walked into a bar..." joke.

15 posted on 12/01/2016 7:03:14 PM PST by justlurking (#TurnOffCNN)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Well, I`ll be dammed!


16 posted on 12/01/2016 7:03:20 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))))
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Fake news?

More like a bad joke.

Mathers appeared in a "Still the Beaver" TV movie in the 80's, and "New Leave it to Beaver" series shortly after that.

17 posted on 12/01/2016 7:06:31 PM PST by justlurking (#TurnOffCNN)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Related isn’t the same as duplicate.

Thought you might enjoy some of the responses from a related thread.


18 posted on 12/01/2016 7:08:50 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

So the cops got ‘em a little beaver.


19 posted on 12/01/2016 7:11:05 PM PST by fella ("As this iiwas before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Go Bemidji State!!


20 posted on 12/01/2016 7:17:38 PM PST by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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