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To: PROCON

OR fires are actually a serious issue. A lot of steps are taken to prevent them.

I’ll bet The Joint Commission will develop a new standard on bowel gas release that will add to your hospital bill.


10 posted on 11/01/2016 9:41:05 AM PDT by Gamecock (Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
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To: Gamecock

Hospital Operating rooms have higher oxygen count, low moisture, dry cotton sheets...
I can see it happeneing.

But I think I would not tell the whole world- just say the sheets caught on fire from the laser.

Unless they were too busy laughing to put out the fire.

It was both tragic and hil-larious at the same time.


18 posted on 11/01/2016 9:55:26 AM PDT by Mr. K (Trump is running against EVERYONE. The Democrats, The Media, and the establishment GOP)
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To: Gamecock
"I’ll bet The Joint Commission will develop a new standard on bowel gas release that will add to your hospital bill."

Yeah, they probably require the patient to have a cow fart collector in place before laser or electical equipment can be used.

23 posted on 11/01/2016 10:07:18 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Gamecock

Look for the Methane Suppression Surcharge line item on your bill. LOL.


29 posted on 11/01/2016 10:54:00 AM PDT by mumblypeg (We've had a p***y in the White House for 8 years. Make America Macho Again.)
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