[DannyTN]

"I’ll bet The Joint Commission will develop a new standard on bowel gas release that will add to your hospital bill."

Yeah, they probably require the patient to have a cow fart collector in place before laser or electical equipment can be used.

[Gamecock]

Probable a rectally inserted bowel gas extraction unit certified for use in operative theaters.

Will cost $50,000 and the disposable collection unit will be $2,000 each.