I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”
President Hillary Clinton. I win.
ping
I was just talking to the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt.
She said Hillary is guilty as hell.
Riding down the street on my bicycle today, minding my own frikkin’ business. Out of nowhere, a clintoon/kaine sign! Yike! And now, here I am...
-and I yelled. I said, “What do you
want from us, monster?!” And the monster
bent down and said, “...Uh I need about
tree-fitty.”
7 Ways Cats Creep You Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rICFQwu4z2I
Question: If you hear a noise and go check to see if there’s a murderer behind the shower curtain...
... what’s Plan B?
2019 Supreme Court under Hitlery Clinton
(now thirteen since the Republican Congress under Ryan and McConnell helped Hillary fulfill FDR and Eleanor’s dream)
John Roberts
Samuel Alito
Clarence Thomas
Sonia Sotomayor
Elena Kagan
Stephen Breyer
Barack Obama
Deval Patrick
B. J. Clinton
Loretta Lynch
Elizabeth Warren
Lindsey Graham
Cher
Within a year, gun rights are abolished (except for criminals) and private property rights are destroyed. Air conditioning requires a permit, and anyone with “more space then they need” is required to house “refugees” to avoid paying a “greed tax.” And that’s week one.
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Mommy told me never to go in the basement, but I wanted to see what was making that noise. It kind of sounded like a puppy, and I wanted to see the puppy, so I opened the basement door and tiptoed down a bit. I didn’t see a puppy, and then Mommy yanked me out of the basement and yelled at me. Mommy had never yelled at me before, and it made me sad and I cried. Then Mommy told me never to go into the basement again, and she gave me a cookie. That made me feel better, so I didn’t ask her why the boy in the basement was making noises like a puppy, or why he had no hands or feet.
I was invited to this party at a seaside mansion in an isolated property in California. A friend of mine knew the owner and got us RSVP invites. We drove their in one car, and parked in this parking lot that was edged by a giant dropoff to the ocean below. It was an amazing view.
Off we went, to the entrance gate and were let in to the front yard. A brisk walk to the door where we presented our invites and we were IN LIKE FLINT. Wow, is all I can say. Lots of people, lots of women dressed to kill, with food and booze aplenty.
We both chatted around the room and hit on the women. Not having that much success, we decided to sneak a peek around the house. We edged quietly around a door and entered a hallway. There were heads of wild game on the walls. Pretty impressive stuff. At the end of the hall there were two doors. One said no admittance. We went through the other door and it led to a study. Tons of books in there on all kinds of macabre subjects. Enough for me. Out of the room and back to the hall.
We talked about how we should probably quit invading this guy’s privacy and return to the party, but curiosity got the best of us. We went through the marked door and were in a short hallway. At the end of it was a long hallway heading both directions. As we stepped into the T of the intersection, we heard some growling coming from the left hall.
We quickly turned the other way and decided maybe we should follow that hall until we could find an exit to the outside. Maybe it was best to get out and go home. We turned right and briskly walked along. As we got further down the hall, which was not well lit, we noticed there were razor blades stuck all over the walls. What kind of insanity was this ?
No time to think. Time to move. About that time we heard a noise from behind us. It was the barking of dogs, and it was getting louder as if they were moving our way.
I looked at him, and he at me, and we both said at the same time, “run”. We started running as fast as we could , without brushing the walls. The hall seemed to be getting narrower as we ran.
And then the lights went out.
