Posted on 10/31/2016 6:28:19 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
Here is an open thread for any Halloween stories/videos you'd like to post.
It was a dark and stormy night in Fort Marcy Park.
“Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.”
Oh, Jaysus! That’s an awesome collection of creepiness!
*SHUDDER*
-and I yelled. I said, “What do you
want from us, monster?!” And the monster
bent down and said, “...Uh I need about
tree-fitty.”
7 Ways Cats Creep You Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rICFQwu4z2I
....And a stiff breeze was tingling Weiner’s naked shaven lizard-like chest as he sat on a park bench awaiting his 16 year old prey. WHEN...
It’s Hillary’s World; the REST of us LIVE in Fort Marcy Park.
Lord, Help Us!
You win.
Winner of the Dark and Stormy night 2016 contest here:
http://bulwer-lytton.com/2016win.html
The website wouldn’t let me copy and paste the winning entry.
This short film, made with no budget, with the director's wife as the only character, won a short film contest, and became so popular on the internet that a studio funded a full length movie.
Question: If you hear a noise and go check to see if there’s a murderer behind the shower curtain...
... what’s Plan B?
2019 Supreme Court under Hitlery Clinton
(now thirteen since the Republican Congress under Ryan and McConnell helped Hillary fulfill FDR and Eleanor’s dream)
John Roberts
Samuel Alito
Clarence Thomas
Sonia Sotomayor
Elena Kagan
Stephen Breyer
Barack Obama
Deval Patrick
B. J. Clinton
Loretta Lynch
Elizabeth Warren
Lindsey Graham
Cher
Within a year, gun rights are abolished (except for criminals) and private property rights are destroyed. Air conditioning requires a permit, and anyone with “more space then they need” is required to house “refugees” to avoid paying a “greed tax.” And that’s week one.
Yell “spider”!
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That was a good one!
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