Posted on 10/07/2016 1:01:46 PM PDT by rickmichaels
Jordan Parkes wants to look just like his idol Kim Kardashian.
Dubbed the ‘male Kim Kardashian’ Parkes, 24, has already spent a whopping $200,000 to look like the reality TV queen. Now, he’s undergoing his third nose job.
“I showed my surgeon photos of Kim Kardashian as she has the perfect nose,” he told the Manchester Evening News. “It’s taken me three nose jobs but hopefully I have what I want now, as the surgeon warned me that it would not be possible to have any more nose surgery.”
But because of his notoriety, Parkes no longer has to spring for the face-altering procedure, receiving huge discounts to help promote the procedures.
That said, the path to a Kardashian-like mug has been a minefield. He once had to have a mystery filler from China removed from his lips and swelling from surgeries lasts a long time.
“My lips are amazing now thanks to cosmetic couture in Manchester; they reduced them for me a few months back. I still have filler, but I no longer self inject, I leave it to the professionals,” the Brit told the newspaper.
“My eyes are sagging a bit and I’m really noticing it in my selfies on Instagram. I cannot wait to see what I look like when I get to Kim’s age of 35.”
Parkes says looking like the big-bottomed beauty is his hobby -- and “passion”.
Like other fans of the first family of reality TV, Parkes said he was rattled by the Paris jewel heist.
“It made me so sad to hear of her being robbed, it is terrifying for anyone to go through whether you are a celebrity or not,” he said. “I have friends it has happened to and God only knows how she is feeling.”
Since he’s English, he’s going to need a bigger boot.
He had a dream and went for it
It needs a fish hook in the mouth to complete the look.
Look on the bright side: if you’re in a water emergency of some sort those lips could keep you afloat indefinitely.
My dog’s butt looks like Kim Lard-ass-sheun.
Um, no.
If you ask me, he ended up looking like Øbama.
The lips baby. Get rid of them. They look like life preservers. I bet he can float with them.
Jordie, I’m not seeing it. You need new professionals.
Big shoes and a red nose and he can scare kids in New Jersey.
Mental illness.
Did he spend his own funds on this mutilation or did the National Health System pay??
What kind of ‘doctor’ would abuse another human being in this way?
There is such an explosion of self mutilation in our declining society; tattoos, nose rings, facial & lip piercing - what is next. Having children subjected to this abuse so they can look like Mom or Dad?
Butt.....butt
Is Hillary looking to get an upgrade for her closest muslim, Huma by being “besties” with Kim K?
Will “it” need its own special bathroom?
If he has one.................
Gas chamber.
Kim K is a Christian, so no.
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