Posted on 10/06/2016 8:44:14 AM PDT by Gamecock
Dozens of students sparked mass panic as they descended on a university campus to hunt CLOWNS.
Rumours spread online that the bizarre creepy clown phenomenon sweeping the US had hit Penn State University
Hundreds of rioting students ran through the streets, chanting as they hunted for the circus characters.
Students armed with tennis rackets, lacrosse sticks, baseball bats and hockey sticks scoured the area hoping to spot the creepy clown, OnwardState.com reported.
A 'Penn State Clown' Twitter account even popped up during the riots posting spoof updates on the fugitive funnyman.
Northumbria Police Inspector Stephen Wykes said: "The people carrying out these pranks may think they're being funny but it is leaving a number of young people incredibly distressed.
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Clinton/Kaine = Insane Clown Posse
Fatso and Faggo ...
The clown epidemic is strange because it is hard to blend into the scenery once you have been discovered (unless the clowns are merely wearing masks which can be quickly pulled off and stowed...but I don’t think that is the case).
I don’t see how we can possibly hold a national election in the face of the clown threat. Time for martian law. 0bama will save us.
Mass hysteria as thousands of Penn State students spark riot as they hunt CLOWNS-—Thank God hitlary isn’t drawing crowds
Every American needs a degree in Gender Studies, Minority Rights Affairs, or Social Justice Advocacy to get ahead in a competitive world.
I saw one of those creepy clowns hiding behind a tree in the neighbor’s backyard.
So I shot him.
Turns out it was my neighbor Mike.
I told him and told him to get more sun because his face is so pale.
I just winged him.
The smell of greasepaint, the roar of the crowd
I gotta admit that my inner 8 year old wants to walk up to them and punch them in the nose. But I’m 62 now. My inner 8 year old has not controlled my actions for months now...
The clowns are all in WASHINGTON DC!! You are searching in the wrong place!!
Presumably the list of alternate lifestyle choices stops at clowning.
The 2016 version of STREAKING.
Remember streaking?
Since the gays and the girls are now strolling around practically nekkid on a daily basis, retro streaking wouldn’t shock anyone. Nobody would notice.
Hence, clowns and clown hunting.
Sounds like good college fun to me!
In all reality this is a much better waste of time than BLM and all the social justice crap.
Shouldn't clowns have the same rights as everyone else?
Is there no safe place for clowns on campus?
What about clown feelings?
Are they being clownophobic?
If they aren’t hunting clowns, they are hunting Pokemon...
How about “hunting” your classrooms, you dolts.....
Only then will we learn the truth...
Mass hysteria is what it is. Another stupid fad that millions are following. And these people’s votes count the same as mine.
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