Posted on 09/26/2016 12:15:54 PM PDT by Red Badger
Investigators at Austrias Graz airport questioned a Moroccan woman who arrived with a bag containing her husbands entrails. After carefully wrapping the intestines in two containers, she was transporting them in hopes of getting a toxicology test performed. The man died during an operation in Morocco, Austrian media reported. Officials said a proper investigation on the parts could not be performed without the whole body. The woman broke no laws by transporting the entrails, local media reported.
Stepson died and was cremated in Costa Rica a few years back. Getting his ashes through customs was like a bad comedy of errors. There was one other guy there, a dentist who was trying to import dental equipment from Pakistan. Only time in my life I’ve ever seen actual red tape. It was attached to the paperwork from the US embassy in San Jose with the death certificate, medical report etc. It still took the customs officer a half hour to try to read through all the paperwork before he’d release the urn to us.
Technicians were unable to complete the toxicology tests; they just didn’t have the stomach for it.
I heard that when the plane took off her luggage shook like a belly dancing....
DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT HIM!
It’s difficult to stomach this thread.
5.56mm
Spome great movie scenes for Pesci. The scene of him putting the duffel bag in the over head compartment and taking control of his seating arrangement is a classic.
...guess he wouldn’t eat the mushrooms
When it was time for the in-flight meal her luggage told the stewardess: “No thanks, I REALLY couldn’t eat another thing....
best of the bunch of very clever come-backs~!!!!
i guess it took a lot of guts for her to get on the plane
Just reading this story gave me Acid Reflux.
Good one.
The airport found the remains? Wow. The age we live in....
Well it was a hand bag
Yoohoo...
Happy entrails... to you....
Until we meet again...
The Osiris myth is the most elaborate and influential story in ancient Egyptian mythology. It concerns the murder of the god Osiris, a primeval king of Egypt, and its consequences. Osiris's murderer, his brother Set, usurps his throne. Meanwhile, Osiris's wife Isis restores her husband's body, allowing him to posthumously conceive a son with her.
It goes on a bit...
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