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Airport Finds Body Parts in Woman’s Bag
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| 09-26-2016
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Posted on 09/26/2016 12:15:54 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Carrion luggage ...................
To: Tijeras_Slim
Carrion luggage Ping!.............
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:16:15 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(YES, I'm Deplorable! I Deplore the entire Democrat Party!....................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:19:20 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger)
To: Red Badger
I feel bad for her, but for the cynical, there’s a lot of joke material here.
At least she wasn’t trying to import foreign fruit. Customs is (understadably) very strict about that.
My father-in-law died last year. He was cremated, and his ashes were sent to his children. The red tape around the sterile ashes was incredible. Sealed box, certification, etc. My wife’s afraid to take portions of the ashes on a plane to distribute to some of his favorite spots, thinking they’ll be mistaken for some drug, and she’ll wind up on a no-fly list. I guess we’ll have to do a driving tour.
To: Red Badger
Moroccan woman who arrived with a bag containing her husbands entrails. That's pretty gutsy.
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
At least she was not making a delivery for CLONUS.
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:22:03 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Red Badger
This will entrail a lot of paperwork.
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:23:30 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Army Air Corps
She could have said they were just CHITTLINS!.............
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:26:09 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(YES, I'm Deplorable! I Deplore the entire Democrat Party!....................)
To: Red Badger
She has intestinal fortitude.
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:26:20 PM PDT
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
We don't know what happened to the dancer she caught him with..
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:26:42 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
To: aomagrat
She has intestines of a dude..................
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:27:08 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(YES, I'm Deplorable! I Deplore the entire Democrat Party!....................)
To: Red Badger
She’s got some spleen’n to do..........
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:27:42 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(If only Hillary had married OJ instead......)
To: Pearls Before Swine
it’s alimentary, my dear...
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:28:05 PM PDT
by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: aomagrat
“After carefully wrapping the intestines in two containers,”
Seems like she did a bloody good wrapping job....
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:28:41 PM PDT
by
Batman11
( All Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslim)
To: Red Badger
Some folks will do anything to avoid paying for an extra seat. Guess her heart wasn't in it...
To: BigEdLB
Maybe she was making some Morrocan Spiced Haggis Empenadas!
![](https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/6-macsween-moroccan-haggis-empanadas.jpg?w=620&h=620&crop=1)
Yes, they really do exist...
To: Red Badger
I heard she drove the innards to the airport in an Audi...
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:33:01 PM PDT
by
Batman11
( All Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslim)
To: Red Badger
After carefully wrapping the intestines in two containers, she was transporting them in hopes of getting a toxicology test performed. "Tune in next week for The Case of the Missing Links.
To: Red Badger
I’ll bet she had his testicles in a lock box, too.
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posted on
09/26/2016 12:37:01 PM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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