[DUMBGRUNT]

Blame it on Rio.

Yes! That's the ticket!

[chris37]

Why is it that every time the Dullympics roll around, I have to hear about all the sex the athletes have and how many condoms they need?

[Mr. Douglas]

I really have not cared about the olympics since the early 80’s, but if I were their coach I’d be really irritated that she threw away years of training for a night of pipe cleaning.

[Rurudyne]

I feel sorry for the 19 year old. She’s got reason to be mad.

[dp0622]

Boxing trainer used to say dont fool around at least three days before a fight.

I should have sent women to seduce my opponents :)

[mancini]

Because the Olympics is the ONLY time they could hook up.

[Snickering Hound]

That would be the one on the right. Her less fortunate looking friend was out in the hallway.

[Ted Grant]

Such immature people. You train for years for this event, and you blow it because of something like this?

The worst.

[DBrow]

And if they hadn’t stayed up, probably someone ELSE would come in last.

[blueunicorn6]

This is the exact same reason why I didn’t win the gold medal in the shot put.

That and the fact that I would tip over every time I tried to lift up the shot put.

[PGR88]

I am friends Japanese colleague, who was posted to our company’s operations in Brazil.

I always enjoyed his observations about different places and cultures.

Regarding Brazilian women he said: “On the outside, they may appear very open and sexually active, but on the inside - they are even more so.”

[combat_boots]

“Blame it on Rio. Some 450,000 condoms were allocated for athletes by Olympic athletes, more than three times as many as for the 2012 London Games.”

[amihow]

Ah. This generation of women willing to sacrifice themselves to a dude who is just using them.

[Nifster]

Yeah because having sex is more important than doing well in the olympics. Idiot

[morphing libertarian]

I would think a synchronized team would do everything together.

[GotMojo]

diving in sync...haha

[enraged]

Marathon? Or relay race?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Between 'marathon sex sessions' and fighting the guys off with a bat, I'm sure Ingrid Oliveira has quite a few sleepless nights.

[PLMerite]

Here's a little more information:

Her (booty side):

Him:

They're both from Brazil, I don't see why this tryst couldn't wait.

[Enchante]

I would give up a night of hot n steamy sex for a better chance at a gold medal. Alas, I do not seem to be able to choose either option......

[ZOOKER]

One of the most basic rules of competitive diving:

Points are deducted if you don't keep you legs together.