[simpson96]

Could not post entire story due to word count. It gets better. Wish I could hear the recording of that 911 call, LOL

P.S. Hillary voters, for sure.

[TigerClaws]

He was microaggressed.

[Lazamataz]

Just simple a-holes tryin’ to get a payday.

[IYAS9YAS]

He ultimately called 911, telling the dispatcher he isn’t from Tennessee so he wasn’t sure of their protocol about calling the emergency number.

Moron. The protocol for 911 is the same nationwide. Hence the 911 number.

[RummyChick]

You can find the police report here
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/07/28/woman-alleges-was-sexually-assaulted-by-peeing-toy-in-hibachi-restaurant/

[Robert DeLong]

I wonder if it was Ted and Heidi?

[circlecity]

"The manager said the man gave her two choices—either refund them for the meal or he would call police and have the business shut down."

Ah-ha - this whole phony outrage was just to get a free meal.

[Ann Archy]

I thought “How STUPID” until I saw the toy.....I would have been PISSED!

[soycd]

>“You pull down the pant like that,” Nguyen said.

As if islam was not bad enough for this town, now the VC are out in force.

[nuconvert]

Aside from the ridiculousness of the assault charge, I have to wonder about the judgement of the chef & manager of the restaurant. A peeing doll shouldn’t be involved in cooking food.

[Boogieman]

“I’m not from Tennessee so I don’t know Tennessee laws, but in Texas that is sexual assault.”

No, it’s not.

[PGR88]

At our local Japanese Steak House/ hibachi restaurant (which are all run by Chinese from Fujian Province, BTW) - they have the doll that pees also - but they put sake in it - and they always pick the biggest guy at the table, and squirt it in his mouth.

By this couple’s standard - it must be some kind of GAY RAPE!

[PAR35]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3453956/posts

[Boogieman]

“News 2 reached out to the man, and he told us the last reporter who called him made a joke of the situation.”

Seems to me the husband made a joke of the situation.

[sport]

Some people take themselves too seriously.

[petro45acp]

Tempa(n)yaki not hibachi. Hibachi is coals under a grate, tempanyaki is a flat-top....

JaO...

KYPD

[JusPasenThru]

If Wee Wee the Pee Pee dolls are outlawed, only outlaws will have Wee Wee the Pee Pee dolls.

The we will all get Wee Wee’d up.

[SandRat]

Hold up a a MAN - nican in-front of this Volunteer
State Dumb #**, and have it WEE-WEE, right in his eyes.

[Liz]

HILLARY VOTERS FOR SURE: "It's terrible that the offended diners assumed the Squirting Dick-Doll self-identifies as a male......heck, it could be a transitioning female. The couples' society-conforming, presumed gender assignment micro-aggression is quite troubling."

[rockrr]

News 2 reached out to the man, and he told us the last reporter who called him made a joke of the situation. He said no thank you and hung up the phone.

Jeez, WTH did they expect? (other than a free meal)

[moovova]

The onion ring volcano looks like a breast.

I’m offended.