"...I made it,I can rest".…*klunk*
Posted on 06/22/2016 4:59:51 PM PDT by Chode
Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36; Keep shooting until your target changes shape or catches fire.
www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com
"Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't; Never be more than two steps away from your weapon.
Progress- the opposite of congress
Always a bit of truth in dark humor.
The last suit you wear has no pockets!; "It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it."; "Hiding behind 'conservative' while America goes down the toilet is not acceptable anymore." LS; Some of us are here because we are not all there.; Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.; FK Wanted To Send Man To Moon - Obama Wants To Send Man To Ladies Room; Crooked Hillary's going down and I aint talkin about, on Huma.
There's always room for one more on the hanging tree.....
This is NOT rocket science - Follow the money and you'll find the truth.
Government treats you like a milk cow. If things get tough, they will treat you like a beef cow
"We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne
Liberal tolerance only extends to people they agree with.
Studies show that one out of three Liberals are as stupid as the other two.
DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream) It ain't what you shoot, it's what you hit.
Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views
Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied. Otto von Bismark
USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated
Make America Normal Again
Gold and silver are real money, everything else is a derivative
If Illegals Were Rebublicans 50 Million Democrats Would Be Screaming "Build The Wall!"
Barack Obama: Our first black, gay, Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim president!
Barack Obama. When being bad is not enough and only evil will do
Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.
A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.
I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!
Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...
Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...
That our commander-in-chief can be foreign born to a foreign father thrills the globalists.
I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.
The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.
If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.
Don't listen to what people say, watch what they do.
God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat.
Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?
Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan
Socialism is always just one more murder away from utopia.
just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l
Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.
If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do....
Viva Christo Rey. Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming-- infinitum.
ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government
Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU
To be labelled "far-right" by modern journalists, one need do no more than NOT be far-left.
The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA
"The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt
1776 - Washington fought on our side. 2016 Washington is fighting against us . . .
He needed the ignorant to reelect him. He got them and now we have to pay the consequences
ABORTION....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.
You know, I've yet to see a hearse with a U-Hall trailer hitched to it. . .
Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good.
When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?
"When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day".
Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!
Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!
Forcing men into women’s spaces is the beginning of Sharia Law in the USA.
There's always room for one more on the hanging tree.....
I'll tell you what's wrong with society -- no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.) It appears that we no longer wish to keep our Republic, Mr. Franklin...
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.
Crooked Hillary's going down and I aint talkin about, on Huma.
Lord, grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn. ~ Scotch-Irish prayer) I mostly come out at night... mostly.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!
Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I?) ISIS is alive... and Chris Stevens is dead
It is past time for the United States to take back what the world took away.
This entire "administration" has been a series of Reischstag Fires. We know how that turned out!
EAT THE YOUNG! 100 million guppies can't be wrong.
This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!
I don't care what bathroom they use, as long as it's in the nuthouse, where they belong
So many are so hopelessly dependent on the government that they will fight to protect it.
Islam makes barbarism look genteel.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire
Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!
Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.
Happiness is a Momma deuce
Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.
Nation States seem to be ending. The follow-on should not be Globalism, but Localism.
Beware the fury of a patient man.
A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.
The Original Lousy Freeper Troll, That's Me.
If those who defend our freedom do not know liberty, none of us will have either.
Embrace your Curmudgeonness.
"Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia."
Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !
Surrounded? Relax and call for artillery.
Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine
I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....
Operation Wetback II, now with computers
To the GOPee: "Giving the Democrats the Supreme Court means you ARE the Democrats."
Welcome to the "interesting times" you were warned about.
The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that
My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them
We have leaped off the cliff toward madness and we are still falling...
Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.
Politicians govern out of self interest, Statesmen govern for a Vision greater than themselves
"Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.
We are at that point, where we stand with Leonidas, or slither with Ephialtes.
Not my Monkey, not my Circus...
Age takes a toll: Please have exact change
A Liberal is someone who cannot accept that there is a Law of Unintended Consequences
yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt
Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building
America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.
"Difference between man and animals is man can kill from a distance"
The barbarians are inside because there are no gates
" We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.
You can't help the working class by paying the non-working class.
Socialism consumes EVERYTHING!
All the world's problems are caused by the sandrats, hoodrats, gimmedats, democrats and commiecrats.
Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.
Rope. Tree. Politician/Journalist. Some assembly required.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Fifth Avenue to be Born?
And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw
This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!
I don't care what bathroom they use, as long as it's in the nuthouse, where they belong
I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...
The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped) I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.
Islam is a cancer on civilization.
Islam is the Whore of Babylon!
Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US
The biggest threat to US national security is our government and those in it.
Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.
Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.
Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!
Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families
Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins
Your government is your most dangerous enemy
Leftist totalitarian governments are the biggest killer of citizens in the world.
When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...) It's the Islam, stupid!
Make America and the world a jihad free zone!
The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!
SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.
Shrillary Clinton: Hamas puts its rockets and ammo in schools and hospitals because Gaza is small) DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream) taxes don't hurt the rich, they keep YOU from becoming rich.
We cannot allow Hillary Clinton to become the next Angela Merkel
Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.
Where is another agitator for republicanism like Sam Adams when we need him?
Obama "hung the SEALs out to dry, basically exposed them like a set of dog balls..." CMH
GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.
This posting is a microaggression.
Use of this tagline without the express written consent of Free Republic is prohibited.
"Never underestimate the total depravity of the average human being."
Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else.
Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment
The future must belong to those who tell the truth about Islam.
Fear is the mind killer.
The government is the problem, not the solution.
Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.
"If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement." - RR
Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket
Memorial Day Salute to Baraq and Madam Benghazi - Two Words, One Finger!
The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.
If an illegal-alien quarantine saves just one child's life, it will be worth it.
Ask Bernie supporters two questions: Who is rich. Who decides. In the past, that meant who died.
The first step in ending the War on White People, is to recognize it exists.
Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so that others don't have to do it for you.
Big government is attractive to those who think that THEY will be in control of it.
Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.
I need a better tagline
Liberals: Devoted members of the "Church of the Eternally Offended".
Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.
war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, obama loves America
Whenever someone says it's not about Islam- it's about Islam. That death cult must be eradicated.) Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!
If a border fence isn't effective, why is there a border fence around the White House?
The evil that men do lives after them
Nothing matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view.
Hillary Clinton has killed four more People than Three Mile Island.
The Hog of Steel and NRA Life Member
La Raza thugs in America are Mexico's form of Isis terrorism/terrorists!
Apparently, most people are fine with what Obama is doing, while he ignores our problems.
Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism
I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.
The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?
areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.
Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.
I'm just a Christian waiting for a ride home
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a government pat down.
Freedom is not equality; and equality is not freedom! NOTHING THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO PAY FOR IS A RIGHT.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire
Hillary Milhouse Clinton: I'm not a c-- c-- c-- crook! Crook, that's the c-word I was looking for!
Chode: a word about taglines
Government employees and welfare recipients are both net tax consumers. Often for life.
Life is short. Make fun of it.
When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes mandatory ... Thomas Jefferson
It is past time for the United States to take back what the world took away.
Strong minds discuss ideas., average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people -Socrates
Fear is the mind killer.
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."
If the Orlando terrorist doesnÂ’t represent all Muslims, why does he represent all gun-owners?
bullets that spin and explode sold separately
Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.
End the occupation. Annex today.
If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one…
Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils
:) Mine has been the same since I first started using email, it’s my signature there too. Long, long time.
"...I made it,I can rest".…*klunk*
yup, already gone...
disndat Version 2.7 is really okay with that.
(((The first link in that group is my fave.)))
If life were fair we’d all go to hell.
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Johnny White er Winter is sure nuff a blast from the past
You know
I'm bad
I'm bad
You know it
I like yours.
I’ve had quite a few over the years. “We will have to go through hell to get out of hell” was one, IIRC.
lol, for some reason that reminds me of Supernatural.
With a tagline that lame, you might as well jump.
Great compilation!
I was dared to use my tag line....
Greatness can never be properly recognized Laz .... we just can’t do it justice thus ignoring it, in and of itself, should make you feel warm and fuzzy all over.
Double-back-spin-parry-superjustification.
Well played, sir.
Well played. :)
Minors in abstract art and philosophy, majored in explosive engineering , no broken crayons or wrong answers and I pride myself in knowing how much C4 to shove up a bulls ass to blow his horns off without making his eyes water.......
I’m almost out of buffalo trace bourbon btw....
Aww nuts. I didn’t make the list, either.
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Excellent list!
I picked mine because of my unfortunate choice of a nickname in 2006 - it keeps people from beating me up too much when they see it and cringe (depending on the year).
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