dare??? they were chosen at random on random threads when i felt like it... i never went looking for them next release all on this thread will get posted
Posted on 06/22/2016 4:59:51 PM PDT by Chode
Nice list
I’ve used quite a few over the years. Here are a few.
If you had everything, where would you put it?
tell a man there are a billion stars in the galaxy and he’ll believe you. Put up a wet paint sign and he has to touch it to see...
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Why do I drive out here to view the wildlife when all the animals live in town?
I’m with the bomb squad. If you see me running, better catch up!
I support the right to keep and arm bears.
Why do today what I can put off till tomorrow?
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
Don’t follow me I’m lost.
I practice gun control...Hitting my target.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
My other car is a klunker too.
So many politicians and only six bullets...
I may not be a genius but you’re just plain ugly.
Does your mommy know where you are?
That’s all I can remember, I’m sure I left out a few...
I know just how you feel.
It's been around a long time...
dare??? they were chosen at random on random threads when i felt like it... i never went looking for them next release all on this thread will get posted
Just had no idea of your selection process/criteria...
In some liberal places, mine wouldn't be welcome, though. (But that probably includes most of ours). '-)
And, in some muzzwacko lands, it might get me jailed -- or, even, killed...
One thing for sure: I bet 0b0z0 would consider it to be a "Hate Crime"!
6/23/216
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Been at it a while I see.
100%
a l'il
BTTT
Wow, the tagline threads; it’s been a while. Only 3 years ago? Seems like eons.
I wish I could remember all my taglines.
looks like it’s time to start collecting taglines again...
...iffn’ you can tear yourself away from F1 for a spell :)
great job my man
thx...
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