Posted on 06/02/2016 11:59:02 AM PDT by Pelham
" Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Yknow, the thing about a shark, hes got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesnt seem to be livin until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin and the hollerin, they all come in and rip ya to pieces
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I have a deal with sharks. I don’t go in their water and they won’t come down my street.
Here, Batmander, I can outdo your latest animal post.
Well, I got to disect a dead shark in HS Biology, so I’m up one.
She obviously isn’t a lawyer. Sharks don’t bite lawyers. Professional Courtesy.
“Fellows, let’s be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I’m not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.”
They need better barriers between beachgoers and the ocean!
Exactly one year ago the wild animal cult was celebrating the fact that Great White sharks have reestablished themselves in SoCal waters after decades of absence. They were juveniles last year. Now they are all grown up.
Can’t wait to see what a few more of these incidents do for SoCal beach tourism. This was right off shore of one of the most heavily used beaches in Orange County.
The woman is a triathlete who was doing some light training just offshore. Her very strong physical condition is one reason the bite didn’t kill her. She still has to worry about infection. She had an open chest wound, tooth gouges out of her bones. This is a serious injury.
“They need better barriers between beachgoers and the ocean!”
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Huh ?
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LOL, I saw some sharks on TV yesterday and was thinking the same thing. Get a Law Degree before venturing into the littoral zone.
#GorillaLivesMatter ought to be pissed. No one is shooting the shark.
And it’s a Great White shark. Figures. White privilege. Racism once again.
What Pelham said.
The surfers cross the PCH in the middle of the road and screw up traffic (like I won’t hit them and just turn on my windshield wipers), so I am rooting for the sharks.
Megyn Kelly or Katie Couric ?
“Love to prove that, wouldn’t ya? Get your name into the National Geographic.”
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LOL, I wuz thinkin’ some peeps may have thought I was watching a lieyour show, but no, some actual neandrathal pre-fish.
” Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again. “
Shark fishing tournaments followed by public fish fries. No brainer.
Drop the PETA protesters twelve miles out at sea ;)
You obviously have not had an encounter with Land Shark!
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