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Cue Jaws music.

" Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…"

1 posted on 06/02/2016 11:59:03 AM PDT by Pelham
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To: Pelham

I have a deal with sharks. I don’t go in their water and they won’t come down my street.


2 posted on 06/02/2016 12:00:32 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Salamander

Here, Batmander, I can outdo your latest animal post.


3 posted on 06/02/2016 12:00:47 PM PDT by Pelham (Barack Obama. When being bad is not enough and only evil will do)
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To: Pelham

Well, I got to disect a dead shark in HS Biology, so I’m up one.


4 posted on 06/02/2016 12:01:51 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Live Free or Die.)
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To: Pelham

“Fellows, let’s be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I’m not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.”


6 posted on 06/02/2016 12:04:09 PM PDT by abb ("News reporting is too important to be left to the journalists." Walter Abbott (1950 -))
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To: Pelham

They need better barriers between beachgoers and the ocean!


7 posted on 06/02/2016 12:05:25 PM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Pelham

The surfers cross the PCH in the middle of the road and screw up traffic (like I won’t hit them and just turn on my windshield wipers), so I am rooting for the sharks.


13 posted on 06/02/2016 12:14:16 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: Pelham; 5th MEB; ab01; AgThorn; al baby; BAW; bboop; Beautiful_Gracious_Skies; BenLurkin; Bob J; ...
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16 posted on 06/02/2016 12:16:41 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Pelham

Shark fishing tournaments followed by public fish fries. No brainer.

Drop the PETA protesters twelve miles out at sea ;)


19 posted on 06/02/2016 12:26:24 PM PDT by BiggerTigger
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To: Pelham

Well, the shark didn’t eat her. Sounds typical for a Great White (GW), actually. GWs eat seals, and a human is not a seal. So maybe it mistook her for one, or just decided to take a bite and see what a human tastes like, or just instinctively bit into her, but spit her out; or didn’t return to finish her at least.

My theory is humans don’t taste right to GWs. And clowns taste funny to them.


23 posted on 06/02/2016 12:44:06 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: Pelham

A shark lover, one step beyond a bambi lover was on tv yesterday saying: We don’t know if it was a shark that bit the woman. Even if it was a shark, “We don’t know if it was a Great White!”

Similar to avoiding saying that a mass murder done by a Mohamed was an act of terrorism.


27 posted on 06/02/2016 12:50:26 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Bill Kristallnacht wants to burn down the conservative movement & elect crooked Clinton!)
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To: Pelham

I try not to go places where I’m not on the top of the food chain.


31 posted on 06/02/2016 12:56:01 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: Pelham
I've been diving southern California for over 40 years and have yet to see a GW underwater. One of the reasons I always carry a GoPro on dives is so I can prove a sighting. Maybe this summer I'll finally get lucky and get one.

My theory is that number one, they see you and skee daddle before you get a good look at her and two, carrying a camera virtually guarantees you to NOT see one.

You're correct though, last year's juveniles are still here but all grown up now. . . . .

35 posted on 06/02/2016 1:07:59 PM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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