I have a deal with sharks. I don’t go in their water and they won’t come down my street.
She obviously isn’t a lawyer. Sharks don’t bite lawyers. Professional Courtesy.
Exactly one year ago the wild animal cult was celebrating the fact that Great White sharks have reestablished themselves in SoCal waters after decades of absence. They were juveniles last year. Now they are all grown up.
Can’t wait to see what a few more of these incidents do for SoCal beach tourism. This was right off shore of one of the most heavily used beaches in Orange County.
The woman is a triathlete who was doing some light training just offshore. Her very strong physical condition is one reason the bite didn’t kill her. She still has to worry about infection. She had an open chest wound, tooth gouges out of her bones. This is a serious injury.
You obviously have not had an encounter with Land Shark!
Matt Hooper: Land shark. The cleverest species of them all.
Sheriff:
[ dissolve to Woman #2 in her apartment ]
[ Music: “Jaws Theme ]
[ a knock at the door ]
Woman #2: [ appoaches the door ] Yes?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
Woman #2: Who?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
Woman #2: Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.
Woman #2: Flowers? From whom?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma’am..
Woman #2: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.
Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You’re the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I’m only a dolphin, ma’am..
Woman #2: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
[ she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway ]