***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Grandma discovers SnapChat

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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That's one upset customer (mind the language)

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Potty Mouth Bird


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[moovova]

“How Stella Got Her Beer Back.”

[IYAS9YAS]

From Beer to Eternity

The Bad News Beers

Smokey and the Beer

Beer Wars

The Beer Lebowski

Honey! I shrunk the Beers

Terms of Beer

Nightmare on Beer Street

Beer Trek

It's a Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer World

The Beer Hunter

[r_barton]

I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it faster.

But that left it a little sluggish. ;-)

[xp38]

Monty Python and the Holy Beer
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Beer

[ClearCase_guy]

About the Tree And Bicycle picture ...

Not many Americans went to war in 1914.

[smokingfrog]

Gone With the Beer

[dayglored]

TOP 30. What a slacker! Good Morning!!!

[Montana_Sam]

A beer for all seasons.

[IYAS9YAS]

Not many Americans went to war in 1914.

There's that, and why would a kid in the middle of nowhere on an island in Washington state bother to chain his bike to a tree? Who's going to steal it?

[verga]

Beerworld

[red-dawg]

The Beerhunter.

[crusty old prospector]

Dances with Beer.

[Kirkwood]

A Beer Too Far

[xp38]

or A Man for all Beers

[verga]

Kingdom of the Crystal beers

Tarzan Lord of the Beers

The beer awakens

The beerman always rings twice.

Dial M for Beer.

[Kirkwood]

Raise the Red Beer
The Purple Beer of Cairo
Seven Beers for Seven Brothers
A Slight Case of Beer
A Beer Named Desire

[Zeppelin]

A Beer Too Far
28 Beers Later
Enemy of the Beer
Rebel Without a Beer
Some Like Beer Hot
Snow White and the Seven Beers
Raiders of the Lost Beer
Close Encounters of the Beer Kind
The Beer Hunter

[stump56]

Thanks for the Calvin & Hobbes!

[Kirkwood]

This is Beer Tap
The Unbearable Lightness of Beer

[Moltke]

Beer of the Lost Ark.