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Pedophile Airways and Island Resort (Satire)
Satire & Sarcasm | 5/15/16 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 05/15/2016 5:15:29 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Pedophile Airways and Island Resort announced today that it has reduced its prices and will give "double miles" to increase traffic to the resort.

Double miles may be earned at any retail store or public educational facility operating under President Obama's "anything goes bathroom rules".

Dreaming of a get away with that 12 year old boy or girl? Why while away the hours at the NSA, DEA, BLM, EPA, BLS, etc. watching child porn when you can be on a plane and in the action within hours.

Many payment plans are available. Can't spend those kickbacks from the BLM job... we have a charity we can launder the money through to pay the costs. Think you can't afford it on your EPA salary... we can arrange for the bill to be paid in full when you to approve killing a 1,000 bald eagles a year for one of our solar energy friends. We are flexible and can arrange just about anything.

Our facility has recommendations from the best, brightest and richest in the U. S., including former Presidents, famous lawyers, doctors, tycoons, etc.

Security and privacy is paramount at our facility. "What happens at Pedophile Island Resort, stays at the resort" .... because we own the Dept. of Justice!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire

1 posted on 05/15/2016 5:15:29 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

husband is a pedophile rapist
wife is a SPY

amazing they’re still in politics, really says a LOT about what our country has become.


2 posted on 05/15/2016 5:23:37 PM PDT by gaijin
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Do they allow muzzies? Cause I ain’t goin’ if they do. And no farm animals. All I want to hear are the screams of children being raped.

And where is the price list? Got any coupons or prhomo codes?


3 posted on 05/15/2016 5:28:33 PM PDT by disndat
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Is this the same island that Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton went to all the time with 12 year olds???


4 posted on 05/15/2016 6:17:46 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
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BFL - [I know it’s satire...]


5 posted on 05/15/2016 6:19:43 PM PDT by SunLakesJeff
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Why while away the hours at the NSA, DEA, BLM, EPA, BLS, etc.
*************
SEC nuff said..


6 posted on 05/15/2016 6:27:19 PM PDT by oscar_diggs
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