[bigbob]

A most=needed tutorial!

If you’re going out, why not go with a flourish of well-chosen words rather than just smarting-off in a random thread and getting the zot?

[M Kehoe]

The last time I bumped a vanity, I used charcoal on the bulletin board, and shipped it to Fresno Pony Express.

5.56mm

[datura]

Bookmarked!!

Excellent post - thanks for the laughs. Unfortunately, I fear that the huge wave of opus writing has already passed. (Hence the return to civility around here.)

I wish most would follow dear libbylu’s opus - meltdowns like that are memorable! (And hilarious.)

[philman_36]

Is a "Should I Stay or Should I Go" query thread a prerequisite or simply an option?

[Spunky]

Are those red high-heels still in your closet or did you finally catch her? :-)

[uncitizen]

Dave Berry, is that you? I’ve missed ya!

[Organic Panic]

Just say, “I’m outta here.”

[trebb]

I like it, but perhaps you might have included “Another Somebody’s Done Somebody Wrong Song” in the list of mood music....

[Nacho Bidnith]

Where was this helpful guide when Libbylu needed it?

01/30/2016 6:58:36 PM PST · by libbylu · 969 replies

You are all freaking low class jerks. The Heidi thread has been pulled multiple times. Free Republic has become trump derangement central. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BUNCH OF CONSERVATIVES SO PICKY, PETTY AND STUPID - STUPID FREAKING LOSERS YOU DAMN DEFEND TRUMP AS IF HE WERE A FREAKING BABY BECAUSE HE IS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

[BenLurkin]

Well.....bye.

[central_va]

The plural would be opuii?

[central_va]

The key to a good Opus is drama. Always ask for the zot at the end.

[Lazamataz]

This was pretty funny :)

[COBOL2Java]

I think that you should wear flannel pajamas with footies in them. They're comfortable and warm and flannel will easily absorb all the tears you will be crying as you lay out your guts for everyone to see.

Or you could cry into your hot cocoa mug...

[Larry Lucido]

I thought my opas were good.

[ZinGirl]

If FR had any "Employee of the Month"....you would be sooo close.

. Well done 😊

[Jane Long]

Loved this!! Laughed heartily. Thanks.

[ViLaLuz]

The plural isn’t opii?

[Yaelle]

Your opus is so good you should probably stay.

Remember that contrasts must be made to how good FReepers in the past were compared to us scum today. And don’t forget an overall aura of superiority. Those who write the timid “you all will never miss little old me” opi are creating self fulfilling prophecies.

[exit82]

THANKS FOR THIS INFO.

THE REASON I AM SHOUTING IS BECAUSE THE INTERNET SERVICE HAS BEEN VERY SPOTTY FROM THIS LEVEL OF HELL.