Key West Police Rescue Woman Stuck in Banyan Tree

NBC Miami ^ | 5/10

[nickcarraway]

A woman had to be rescued by police and firefighters after she became stuck inside a giant banyan tree in Key West.

According to the Key West Police Facebook page, Officer Scott Standerwick and Fire Rescue helped the local woman after she somehow got stuck in the tree.

Police also posted a photo of the woman with part of her legs and body sticking out of the tree with officers nearby.

"Protect and serve!" the Facebook post proclaimed.

[blueunicorn6]

“Honest, Officer, the guy told me there was a big pecker in the tree. I didn’t know he meant a woodpecker.”

[blueunicorn6]

“Well, Gary, I wonder if Hawaii Five O ever runs into stuff like this?”

[Larry Lucido]

I wouldn’t be caught dead in Banyan.

Or is that Banlon?

[moovova]

Angular banjos sound good to me too.

[left that other site]

Angular Banjos sound good to me.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I wonder if i can fit inside there? Yep.

[left that other site]

Oh my...beat me by a little over 20 minutes.

[Califreak]

Lol!

[Calvin Locke]

There used to be a networking company called Banyan Systems. Don’t remember why they disappeared.

[BenLurkin]

Transporter malfunction.

Could be a lot worse.

[edh]

“I didn’t realize girls grew on trees.”

Yeah, but down in Key West, who knows what they were originally and how the hell they identify their selves these days.

[tumblindice]

I've got wood.

[Lazamataz]

Hit it, of course.

[Lazamataz]

ARGH

[Springman]

Did she think she was in Game of Thrones?

[Thud]

Somebody tell Carl Hiassen. There’s a book in this.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I know no shame. ;)