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Report: A Weasel Shut Down the Large Hadron Collider
Gizmodo ^ | 04/29/2016 | Maddie Stone

Posted on 04/29/2016 6:44:28 PM PDT by BenLurkin

The Large Hadron Collider suffered a power outage last night, after a luckless weasel decided to chew on a 66-kilovolt power cable.

It’s not the first time the LHC, a 17-mile superconductor that smashes atoms together at close to the speed of light, has run into trouble because of something small and cute. In 2009, the power went down after a bird dropped a baguette onto a critical electrical system. Although the incident was widely reported and confirmed at the time by sources at the LHC, CERN is apparently now telling folks it may be apocryphal.

“This was a story that was told, but we never knew exactly what happened,” CERN spokesperson Arnaud Marsollier told New Scientist regarding the baguette incident. “We’re in the countryside, you have wild animals.”

(Excerpt) Read more at gizmodo.com ...


TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: collider; freepun; hadron; large; largehadroncollider; sporkweasel; stringtheory; weasel
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To: BenLurkin

I once cut thru a 15 amp line with a paire of wire cutters. That was kind of exciting. A big POP sound and a flash of blue light. The wire cutters had a nice 14 gauge hole in the cutting edge as a result. It would have to be more spectacular for the weasel to cut into a 66 kV line.


21 posted on 04/29/2016 7:50:26 PM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: BenLurkin

after a luckless weasel decided to chew on a 66-kilovolt power cable.


wow 66 kvolt?. Pop Goes the Weasel!


22 posted on 04/29/2016 7:54:56 PM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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To: BenLurkin

What was Ted Cruz doing there? Never mind. If it was Ted, they would have said LYIN’ Ted Cruz.


23 posted on 04/29/2016 7:57:02 PM PDT by gg188 (Ted Cruz, R - Goldman Sachs)
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To: Flick Lives

“The wire cutters had a nice 14 gauge hole in the cutting edge...”

And, if you’re like me, you still have those cutters. I just cut wire where the hole isn’t. I hate to throw away an almost perfectly good pair of Klein 9” offset sidecutters.


24 posted on 04/29/2016 8:03:06 PM PDT by moovova
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To: moovova

Ha! That’s right. The rest of the blade is still fine, and now it’s a combo wire cutter and stripper!


25 posted on 04/29/2016 8:05:22 PM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: BenLurkin

The animals know something we do not......


26 posted on 04/29/2016 8:21:42 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

Now the weasel will be declared “endangered” and the weasels in the BLM or EPA or PETA will shut it down for good.


27 posted on 04/29/2016 8:24:08 PM PDT by G Larry (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
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To: moovova

“offset side cutters”

You mean DIKES?


28 posted on 04/29/2016 8:26:45 PM PDT by G Larry (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
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To: COBOL2Java
Wasn't Krugman. It was Obama. Every dang thing he touches.
29 posted on 04/29/2016 8:41:04 PM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: BenLurkin

Why would a Dimocrat chew on a power cable - oh, stupid..ok.


30 posted on 04/29/2016 8:53:43 PM PDT by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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To: BenLurkin
Weasel Stomping Day
(Invented by Weird Al Yankovich)

Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

People up and down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

31 posted on 04/29/2016 9:15:59 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
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To: BenLurkin

How else would we have learned that weasel tastes just like chicken?


32 posted on 04/29/2016 9:19:20 PM PDT by TChad
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To: BenLurkin

33 posted on 04/29/2016 9:36:57 PM PDT by dfwgator (Liberals)
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To: BenLurkin

SPORKBUMP


34 posted on 04/30/2016 1:46:08 AM PDT by golux
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To: null and void
"This was a story that was told, but we never knew exactly what happened,” CERN spokesperson Arnaud Marsollier told New Scientist regarding the baguette incident. “We’re in the countryside, you have wild animals"


35 posted on 04/30/2016 3:05:05 AM PDT by DocRock (And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
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To: G Larry

“You mean DIKES?”

Why does everything have to be about sex?!

(LOL...yes, in answer to your question.)


36 posted on 04/30/2016 4:34:00 AM PDT by moovova
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To: BenLurkin


37 posted on 04/30/2016 4:50:07 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Now THAT is funny!

“Don’t you dare turn your cell phone on during landing!”

“but, no, we’re not concerned about potential instrument interference from the Hadorn Collider....”


38 posted on 04/30/2016 7:12:11 AM PDT by G Larry (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
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To: BenLurkin; 6SJ7; AdmSmith; AFPhys; Arkinsaw; allmost; aristotleman; autumnraine; bajabaja; ...
...a luckless weasel decided to chew on a 66-kilovolt power cable.
Lunch!


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39 posted on 04/30/2016 7:58:22 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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