Chop up a rotting carcus? Whar could possible go wrong?!?
Or they could blow it up with 1/2 ton of dynamite and let the birds eat it. Maybe not. (Must see video!)
Posted on 04/26/2016 11:04:18 AM PDT by Gamecock
SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. – Authorities are trying to decide what to do with the massive, rotting carcass of a dead whale that washed ashore at a popular California surfing spot.
Rich Haydon, superintendent at San Onofre State Beach, said Tuesday that officials are deciding whether to attempt towing the carcass by boat out to sea or chop it up and load the pieces onto trucks for removal
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Dynamite?
Dynamite. I saw it on the internet, worked great.
They could just fill it with explosives and blow it up. That’s what they did in Oregon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
Dynamite and seagulls should do the trick, yes, sir.
Tow it out to sea a few miles and it will likely be consumed within 72 hours!
People laugh at it, but it got the job done. Just maybe have people back up a little further next time.
Chop up a rotting carcus? Whar could possible go wrong?!?
Or they could blow it up with 1/2 ton of dynamite and let the birds eat it. Maybe not. (Must see video!)
Be patient, the news report takes about 3 minutes.
What they do in Alaska when a carcass cannot be rendered, is to cut it up into sizable chunks, and barge it out aways, and very shortly it is consumed.
First we will need an EPA impact study and climate change model.
Who knew that Hillary would pick that place to campaign?
Explosives definitely need to be involved. The reason they didn’t work so well in Oregon is simple: not enough explosives.
It can’t be moved. It’s its own ecosystem.
Well, they used 20 cases of dynamite. But, it might be interesting to try 200. Might have some work to do on the beach afterwards, though.
hahahaha
Did he say “hold my beer” before that one?
Get the school kids down. Teach them to make soap.
LOL...first thought I had!
Supersonic whale chunks are always epic.
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