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I understand that Ashley Madison is trying to regroup and rebrand by combining the characteristics of the largely defunct MySpace with those of Facebook.
The slogan is reported to be “Come meet me on MyFace!”
Somebody help me out.
Hilary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are the two Democrat candidates for nominee.
Donald Trump is still shredding it on the Republican side.
There’s a new sign posted outside the ladies’ room here saying anyone who identifies as a woman can use this restroom and asking them questions is harassmant. The sign further warns that if anyone abuses this policy they will be punished.
When real life is this silly, what am I supposed to post on this thread?
Maybe it’s time for the OFFICIAL FRIDAY SANITY THREAD?
Lord knows, there’s little enough of it to be found around in America.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!
One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Bongo Bernie, a terrific act.
I can haz top 30?
Italian Chocolate
An Italian and an Irishman entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole three chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the Irishman said to the Italian, “Man I’m the best thief. I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
The Italian, replied “Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you something better!”
So they went to the counter and the Italian said to the shopkeeper, “Do you want to see magic?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Yes.”
The Italian said, “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The Italian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. Then he asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked, “But where’s the magic?”
The Italian replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find all three bars of chocolate.”
Top 34?
Never play bongos while walking down the stairs.
LOL!!!
How does that song go, bang on de drum all day?
lol
Sander’s new nickname, “Bongo Bernie”. He could team up with Calypso Louie (Faraklan) to form the musical group
“The Bernie Louie Project” (sorry, Alan Parsons Project, I mean you no disrespect).
Or, we could call him “Oingoboingo Bernie”.
His Mafia name would be “Bernie the Fingers”. Possibly related to “Jimmy Three Fingers” (one of the Gotti/Gambino boys), not to be confused with “Jimmy Keys”, another G/G boy. These guys all look and smell alike. Bernie could be their Consigliero by pretending to be Meyer Lansky’s long lost son.
Ah hell, let’s tell it like it is: he’s a stinking commie traitor wackjob, just like Hillary. Same old, same old.