Bullet lodges in Florida man's testicles after wife shoots him, deputies say

WKMG ClickOrlando ^ | March 31 - April 1, 2016 | WKMG ClickOrlando

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

MELBOURNE, Fla. - A bullet lodged in a Brevard County man's testicles after he was shot by his 60-year-old wife in an argument over an affair, according to authorities.

Victoria Reid was arrested Wednesday on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon domestic violence and aggravated assault domestic violence.

According to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office, Reid had a gun and confronted her husband of 16 years to discuss his affair. Reid demanded that her husband sit on the couch and told him that she was going to maim him and give him post-traumatic stress disorder, which she said she also suffers, according to deputies.

Reid taunted her husband and threatened to shoot him in the face and chest and kill him, officials said.

Reid shot her husband in his left knee, but the bullet traveled up his thigh and lodged in his testicles, according to the Sheriff's Office.

The man's condition is not known.

Reid was arrested in Rockledge and was taken to jail.

[gaijin]

“funny” cuz feminism.

“bullet in vagina” —how funny is that..?

Unfunny cuz NOT ALLOWED.

[mass55th]

Noticed it too. I guess she hit him with her best shot.

[mass55th]

"The man's condition is not known. "

He's got a load in his pants.

[FreedomPoster]

Florida Man

Isn’t the locale for an event like this almost a given?

[ClearCase_guy]

1) What kind of underwear does he have.

2) Where can we buy them?

Check your local Mormon Temple.

[West Texas Chuck]

Aw hell, that’s Tuesday at my house.

[TYVets]

she was going to maim him and give him post-traumatic stress disorder,

That would do it

[bleach]

That’ll really put lead in your pistol.

[GingisK]

Primer only?

[Billthedrill]

We professional counselors know to look for these little signs of a deteriorating relationship. Bullet in the balls, check. You really don’t have to look for stuff like insomnia when you’ve logged that one.

[jessduntno]

He’s got balls that can stop a bullet?

[Tuketu]

From two lug nuts to three lead nuts in .07 seconds. Who cares if she missed time at the range, just do not play pool with this woman.

[vette6387]

This is almost as good as the one yesterday where a young woman who had been raped, gained control over her attacker, cut off his junk, microwaved it, and made him eat it! Oh, lordy, sometimes you just gotta know there is a god! Remember, evildoers, while the cops may be minutes away, Smith & Wesson (or you can fill in your favorite handgun) may be “there already!”

[Noumenon]

Well someone has to post it: Ow

[golux]

Who knows? He might have Minié balls.

[To Hell With Poverty]

Are you the one who handles the mangled genitals ping list?

[IronJack]

“Hey, dude. Whatcha packin’?”
“Two stones and a .38.”

[Larry Lucido]

Bullet Lodges sounds like a hunting resort.

[the OlLine Rebel]

You’re the first one that seems to care that the woman was done wrong and the man got what he deserved!

You win!

More typically, only sympathy for the two-timing loser, because God forbid a guy have damage to his sex stuff.

[To Hell With Poverty]

Dude!! Linky??