She should have taken up Frolf.
Hinduism for yuppies
I'm glad my son has decided to take the Industrial Equipment Mechanic course.
My cousin is doing the 500-hour yoga teacher certification thing. Her husband has money.
Argh. It irritated me to read it. It made me wonder why she got fired from her Lawyer job.
I don’t know anything about her, personally she may be very nice, but...the tone of the article just didn’t sit well with me.
She doesn’t come across as someone who should be in business for herself. Paying $300 for a photo to put on a web page?
Heck, I would get a friend to do it, or put the camera on a tripod and do it myself. $3000 over five years sounds insignificant to me for a new trade, but...I guess to someone who doesn’t sound like they put anything in the bank, maybe it is a lot.
Very depressing to find your desired profession is circular and you can’t make a living at it. I’m ignoring the fact that hers happened to be yoga. But it is hard to find anything these days that leads in 1-2 years to making enough to live off of.
Oh, I remember my time with the great Zen Master.
Zen Master: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”
Me: “Whiff, whiff, whiff?”
Zen Master: “Get the hell out of here you smart ass.”
It's serious, huh? I'll go back and read it after I get back from the bar. Just a warning,I may get even snarkier under the influence of beer than usual. Just a heads up.
***I was basically a glorified personal assistant.***
Sounds like the LEARN MOTEL MANAGEMENT scam from fifty years ago. You pay money to work in a motel being a handyman.
Should have learned to stretch her budget.
Bodily contortions are NOT yoga.
Yoga is the suspension of mental processes, whereupon the inner witness abides in itself.
Housewives wearing leotards and standing on their heads is just Silliness.
...After that weekend, I filed for bankruptcy and ended the calls from creditors. I interviewed for a job with benefits and health insurance so that I could start back on antidepressants. I had to work in an office, but at least I could afford a beer after work.
Mom was right, as usual.
She’d have wasted less money by going to Trump University.
She should have taken up Frolf.
Come to Christ. You were created by Him so He might know a thing or two about your operation. Of course, bending yourslef into pretzels in front of a wooden idol is probably more satisfying to your vanity, the way of the cross is hard at times, but much easier most of the time. Plus, when it is all over, you have the best retirement plan. Option B really, really, really sucks.
This is what happens when stupid people go to college.
You should have taught YODA
You would have made a fortune from the Star War fans.
Gee Jessica, you think maybe the universe sent you a sign when you got fired from your real job that you were wasting too much time with your fantasy of becoming a yoga instructor?