Posted on 04/04/2016 2:07:10 PM PDT by Kaslin
So I asked Bitey the Dog about her views on NATO, and she responded by growling and attacking my sock. In doing so, she offered a more comprehensive, insightful, and sane commentary on this vital alliance than the putative Republican frontrunner.
Yes, its been a bad couple weeks for Donald Trump. Lets review:
· His skeevy attacks on Ted Cruzs wife confirmed his status, in the eyes of women, as Americas nightmare first husband.
· His transparent plant of the bizarre Ted Cruz, Sex God story in his pals pseudo-paper offended anyone who doesnt require a drool bib.
· He repudiated his pledge to support the eventual nominee hard to believe Donald Trumps word is literally not worth the paper its printed on and managed to both alienate even more Republicans while simultaneously putting at risk some of his own delegates.
· His campaign manager got charged with battering a woman, the same women whose Bic pen the noted Vietnam War non-veteran subsequently claimed placed him in mortal danger.
· He was ordered to report to Principal Priebuss office for some pathetic groveling before the establishment he pretends hes broken.
· He was unable to decide whether women who have an abortion should be tossed in a dungeon or given a medal.
· Polls are predicting his impending humiliation in Wisconsin.
And, to compound his hilarious and well-deserved agony, people are starting to review the general election polls the real polls, not the online polls that unemployable geebos in red hats live to vote in and they are seeing that it might be an uphill climb to win an election when about 60% of voters actively despise you. And thats just among Republicans.
But a bad week for Trump is a good week for America. This clown isnt done yet, but his sell-by date as Republican is fast approaching and I couldnt be happier.
Now we just have to convince him to run third party, which is barely a threat because many of his dwindling supporters were probably never going to vote GOP anyway. Plus, he may weaken Hillary more by drawing in a bunch of alienated Bernie dorks, since the Democrats whose party establishment is actually competent are gonna shaft them like Richard Roundtree.
Plus, half of what Trump babbles could come out of Sanderss mouth anyway. The governments main purposes is healthcare, housing, and education? Not the American governments main purpose, you creepy talking troll doll.
Yeah, let Trump run as a third party candidate, except he wont because that will simply compound the yuge rejection thats coming. Moreover, he doesnt really even want to be president my contacts have been telling me for months that Trump never expected this and has tried to find a way to get out without looking like a wuss, including considering a fake cancer scare. And there is no chance the famously cheap Trump would ever spend the money he needs to run a general election campaign. The GOP donors would abandon him in favor of saving down ballot candidates from being pulled down the Donald Drain too. You cant fight Hillary by calling into Morning Joe every day.
Nor is it clear he even could run as third party candidate. This super smart savvy business genius forgot about all those arcane third party ballot rules, meaning he could only run in a fraction of the states. Man, Id hate to be the Trump minion who has to tell Stubby Digits about that whole Electoral College thing.
Trump has surrounded himself with the best people the best at screwing up. When they arent getting busted for picking on girls they are managing to lose delegates in places like Louisiana to Ted Cruz. Turns out actually doing the hard work of learning about the nominating rules and creating an infrastructure to take advantage of them gets you better results than improvising a campaign out of Hannity appearances and rambling rally speeches.
Lyin Ted? Try Winnin Ted. You know, the one tying or beating the Wicked Witch of Arkansas as opposed to being crushed by her by double digits. That Ted.
Now, I am a Cruz supporter, and I saw him live in Beverly Hills last week at a fundraiser yeah, Trumpoids, Ted has to raise money because his daddy didnt give him millions of dollars. Ive seen Cruz several times in the last couple years and he is much, much improved. He focuses on three key themes with appeal across party lines jobs, civil rights (like religious liberty and the Second Amendment) as well as national security. People want to paint him as crazy, but I litigate in the California courts and know crazy when I see it Ted does not come across as crazy. He also gets hit for being preachy I did not see that either. And I must have missed the raw sexual firepower that Trumps slack-jawed battalions attribute to him.
I want to see the Ted Cruz I saw in person (and who comes out in long-form interviews) when hes at a podium or on stage. That Ted Cruz is great. He was clear, sensible, sane, and dare I say it Reaganesque. The Ted Cruz I saw could beat that shrill, bitter incompetent crook the Dems are in the process of anointing.
Now, the path is hard, and the map daunting, but the polling against the Hilldebeast is solid and establishment is coming around. Cruz has the best team in the business nobody ever really expected it to be down to a two-man race right now except Team Ted. I think hes going to win the nomination, Karl Roves insane idea about a White Knight squish parachuting in notwithstanding, and in the general, a good portion of the remaining Trump fans will come home. Most of Trumps supporters are decent Americans infuriated by an establishment that ignored, lied to, and abused them. If they want to cause the GOPe some real pain, Teds the guy, and many of them will see that.
But what of Trump? Hell go back to his tacky tower muttering about how Ted Cruz unfairly beat him with a combination of using the rules and not being an idiot. Good riddance, future footnote.
By the way, Ill offer any mainstream media reporter a shiny quarter to ask The Donald what NATO stands for.
Trump has really crossed the line this time!
It’s all over for him now!
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FR is a microcosm of what America has become and it’s kind of ugly at times.
yeah man, what the heck?
I’ve never seen such rage on both sides dem/rep, trump/cruz, Hillary/Bernie in my life!
thanks obummer. Hope and change.
I was watching some reruns the other day, and it was a near constant barrage of "California Psychics" commercials.
Many of his aruments he made in court involved defending your Second Amendment rights and States’ Tenth Ammendment rights...still meaningless?
Townhall = Salem Media. Rabid mouth breathing “conservative” corporate media anti-Trumpers.
A width parameter would make that more readable.
this guy has the gay on for Cruz
Mmm hmmm. Must be more careful next time. (:^D)
There’s a thing called the grace of God, which when abandoned by people too full of themselves to make room for it, we find is the only thing making things go forward.
LoL So much BS.
This guy is almost as smarmy and irritating as Cruz. He spins the same half-lies as well.
Jesus warned us that soul murders were the worst, and if we could see that, we would surely see America, and even FR, just cram full of the daggers that do it.
The liberals are getting desperate
They need a Ted Cruz win tomorrow or it is all over for them
Not a Cruz supporter, but what is Trump? A classless, arrogant, bully who seems to think that because he has money, he can go around intimidating people. Since when is it a requirement for someone running for president to have created jobs? What is important is that they have good ideas as to how to encourage job creation in the private sector.
moved to chat, thread on life support...
Sanity for a change.. thanks.
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