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324 DAYS
4/1/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 04/01/2016 4:17:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz

It is 324 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes, 46 seconds until the disgusting Marxism-loving arrogant Christophobic nefarious lying imperious preening opportunistic petty heinous hauty Imperialist vengeful pathetic self-centered constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent caucasian-hating nasty loathsome homosexual Allah-worshiping failing patronizing oligarchist disasterous anti-American sissified thin-skinned oppressive hateful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving breacher-of-trust socialist petulant deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator usurping so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.

That is:
324 days
7781 hours
466901 minutes
28014106 seconds

Please ask if you wish to be put on, or taken off, of the Countdown: Exit Obama (C.E.O.) Ping List. Please post your request on the thread, not by freepmail, or I can miss it.

Note: This timer is synched to January 20, 2017 at precisely 12 noon. It includes the Leap Year day.


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KEYWORDS: aprilfools; countdownbylaz
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To: Lazamataz

Ok - now that you’ve got your math in order, I’ll ask to get added to the ping list. ;-)


21 posted on 04/01/2016 4:43:37 AM PDT by reed13k
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To: Larry Lucido

MUCH BETTER!


22 posted on 04/01/2016 4:44:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (This is Satan's time, filled with madness, bloodlust, and despair.)
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To: reed13k
Ok - now that you’ve got your math in order, I’ll ask to get added to the ping list. ;-)

I just knew you were waiting for me to correct myself. :) URINE!

23 posted on 04/01/2016 4:45:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (This is Satan's time, filled with madness, bloodlust, and despair.)
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To: Read Write Repeat
The valuable conclusion: dabbling with idolatry is bad.


24 posted on 04/01/2016 4:46:17 AM PDT by Lazamataz (This is Satan's time, filled with madness, bloodlust, and despair.)
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To: Lazamataz

25 posted on 04/01/2016 4:47:56 AM PDT by Read Write Repeat
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To: Lazamataz

Dude, it’s April 1. We know you’re just trying to pull our legs. Ha ha you funny. Now make sure it’s back under 300 tomorrow.


26 posted on 04/01/2016 4:52:56 AM PDT by ctdonath2 ("Get the he11 out of my way!" - John Galt)
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To: ctdonath2

People who bust me out, ruin the fun!


27 posted on 04/01/2016 4:54:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz (This is Satan's time, filled with madness, bloodlust, and despair.)
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To: Read Write Repeat

Never trust in lust


28 posted on 04/01/2016 4:55:00 AM PDT by onona (Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
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To: Lazamataz

My humor doesn’t engage until after coffee.


29 posted on 04/01/2016 5:01:15 AM PDT by ctdonath2 ("Get the he11 out of my way!" - John Galt)
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To: Lazamataz

WHAT ???

I Am Shocked!


30 posted on 04/01/2016 5:06:45 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Big Red Badger

I am so sorry!


31 posted on 04/01/2016 5:09:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz (This is Satan's time, filled with madness, bloodlust, and despair.)
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To: Lazamataz

Les joque du jour.


32 posted on 04/01/2016 5:10:40 AM PDT by Blogatron (Feelings constantly get in the way of a liberal's ability to think.)
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To: Blogatron

Well camouflaged. Thanks!


33 posted on 04/01/2016 5:11:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (This is Satan's time, filled with madness, bloodlust, and despair.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ugh!


34 posted on 04/01/2016 5:14:42 AM PDT by ncpatriot
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To: Lazamataz

Not funny Laz.

Not funny at all.


35 posted on 04/01/2016 5:26:37 AM PDT by sneakers
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To: Lazamataz

April fools! Right?


36 posted on 04/01/2016 5:33:03 AM PDT by fivecatsandadog ( "Radical" Muslims will kill you. "Moderates" will thank allah for the radicals who kill you.)
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To: Lazamataz

I cant dance when I’m lying on the floor banging my heels in a tantrum...


37 posted on 04/01/2016 5:39:12 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Lazamataz
It's OK...take a look at your clock...probably says "made in China"...they always sending us junk stuff...

If not it could be your computer has a Common Core Math virus.

38 posted on 04/01/2016 5:53:09 AM PDT by spokeshave (Somewhere there is a ceiling for Trump.....Yeah, it's called The Oval Office)
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To: The Toll

This is the second one of the day. I am a busy li’l guy! :)


39 posted on 04/01/2016 5:58:36 AM PDT by Lazamataz (This is Satan's time, filled with madness, bloodlust, and despair.)
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To: Lazamataz

There will be suicides over your slight miscalculation.


40 posted on 04/01/2016 6:06:38 AM PDT by moovova
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