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Couple arrested in burrito assault, fork stabbing, deputies say (Florida)
The Associated Press ^
| March 24, 2016
Posted on 03/28/2016 1:41:58 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Edited on 03/28/2016 3:59:43 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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CRESTVIEW, Fla.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: assault; burrito; florida; floriduh; fork; tacobell
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To: ConservativeStatement
Never bring a burrito to a fork fight.
Should have gone to KFC. Sporks at 10 paces.
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:46:26 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: ConservativeStatement
The woman was arrested too? For hitting her husband with half a burrito? And why did she tell the cops in the first place, with a fork stuck in her hand?
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:48:21 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(TED CRUZ FOR POTUS!)
To: dfwgator
Pointed sticks? Ho, ho, ho. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I’ll tell you something my lad. When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me!
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:48:22 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: ConservativeStatement
It was so deeply embedded that hospital staff had to remove it.
One quick yank would have taken care of it......
To: dfwgator
To: politicalamity
LOL, I was hoping to draw out the P1s.
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posted on
03/28/2016 2:54:10 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
Never bring a burrito to a fork fight.
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posted on
03/28/2016 3:11:20 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: hoagy62
To: ConservativeStatement
Aren't they the meth couple from "Breaking bad"?
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posted on
03/28/2016 4:23:09 PM PDT
by
driftless2
(For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
To: ConservativeStatement
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03/28/2016 4:55:41 PM PDT
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Trillian
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