[ifinnegan]

“German scientists successfully teleported classical information...”

Beethoven or Braham’s SSN?

[ClearCase_guy]

Hillary is intrigued. This may make influence peddling even easier.

[struggle]

Good, one huge problem with my copy of “Nicomachean Ethics” is that it’s specially stagnant.

[KarlInOhio]

How will this help me in my hobby of randomly poisoning cats hidden in boxes?

[broken_clock]

Cool science! Can’t wait for them to use it on the muzzies.

[blueunicorn6]

Ahhhhh.....the good old quantum entanglement.

My Son can be in two places at the same time.

He can be in the library and drinking beer in a dorm room at the same time.

He’s really fast.

[dearolddad]

Beam me up Scottie!

[Yashcheritsiy]

Dibbs on the subspace ansible.

[Zathras]

But do they need “Thirty minutes” and dilithium crystals to do it?

[faithhopecharity]

Potentially revolutionary technology. — watching. It!!

[faithhopecharity]

Can this teleport all the Muslim invaders home?

[tired&retired]

“Using a series of laser beams”.... Which are energy!!!

[mosesdapoet]

When you posted this it reminded me of the movie; The Fly.

[I want the USA back]

That’s not teleportation. For teleportation see Star Trek, not real life.

[Vinnie]

Check for flies in the chamber !

[Slambat]

“Researchers used polarization to encode information within a laser beam, enabling the teleportation of information instantly and in its entirety without loss of time.”

Actual real time long range control of drones.
Immediate early warning.