Posted on 02/25/2016 5:17:05 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude
Ted Cruz is in the showroom talking to customers looking to buy a car when Trump walks in.
“You are incorrect. My 12-year old could have written this. And better.”
Your 12 year old sees through Trumps stuff?
That’s awesome; he must be a really smart kid!
Dang. That looks like a serious suspension problem. Unless they have low riders in GB.
He’s proven INCAPABLE of articulating those details.
He would've also had to fire the campaign staffer who embellished the CNN story then sent it out without verification.
That's why I wonder about Cruz. That would've been the no-brainer solution, the sign of how he'd respond quickly when needed. The beauty of that solution is it would've been meaningless and no one would care about Trump's contention that the shenanigans might have cost him Iowa.
Will it be wondered about in history books if that one delegate he gained cost Cruz the nomination?
Bentleys have an adjustable air suspension, which are somewhat prone to failure.
Trump has sold billions in real estate. Has Cruz sold any at all?
Or even one car?
“According to you the punchline is supposed to come at the end. You didn’t finish reading it, then complained there is no punchline. How would you know?”
Because it was contained by the second Trump statement and I knew where he was going. You mean you did not?
Actually, since 1998, Bentley has been owned by Volkswagen.
A Bentley is an expensive VW.
You can read. Go to his website and see for yourself.
LOLOL I guess so! (My dear old dad thought I was out of my mind, but I always wanted a Citroen)
you needed to add some other shoppers yelling at Cruz that he’s a liar and Trump is the best ever
Citroens used to have some quirky class. Likewise Peugeot. They don’t seem too special these days.
Minis have PSA (Peugeot/Citroen) engines. They’re not the greatest.
You guys are pathetic.
How about joining the rest of us and coming on in for the big win?
Cruz is every bit as out of this as Jeb.
“Trump has sold billions in real estate. Has Cruz sold any at all?
Or even a car?”
I think you missed the point of the satire completely. He was pointing out the constant catch phrases with no substance.
As far as Cruz selling anything? Cruz isn’t in real estate or car sales. How could he compare? How many Bills has trump gotten passed? Good or bad? Zero.
On another note, have you ever heard the expression, “How do you tell when a salesperson is lying? Their lips are moving.”. Been around for years. (And I have been a salesman my whole career)
Agree. I would have liked an older one (I guess that would be ‘’vintage’’ now.)
Peugots are invariably money pits & as far as I know, always have been. I didn’t know that about Minis. In my mind (except for Rolls & Bentley), every British car is British Leyland or British Motors.
Its a damn shame that that is gonna go right over the trumpeter’s heads.
I’m reminded of the Soviet officer in The Hunt For Red October after the Capt of a Soviet sub manages to get killed by his own torpedo: “You arrogant ass, you’ve killed us all!”
Pretty much exactly what the trumpeters are doing to the country. They’ll argue about it now and attack any who point out their folly...we’ll see how much arguing they’re doing in two or three years.
Cruz’s lot would be in Montreal.
{We are broken and cannot be fixed. It is time to start over.}
Be careful what you wish for. I think it’s highly likely that your start over may well result in a HOT start.
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