I see donkeys in the fields where I live constantly. They’re mixed in with the beef cows to protect the calves and other cows from coyotes. Great deterrents....
Nah. He’s going to get sued for expecting them to have ID’s for voting.
I honestly expected a story about Rat election fraud.
Must have gone to a federal building.
Roman donkeys? TOGA!
This made the news? It must be a slow news cycle. The problem is that donkeys as a pet became a fad not too long ago, but then people discovered they actually have to be fed, and they reproduce. We have so many unwanted donkeys in my county that you can’t even give them away at auction, so people just turn them loose to run wild until the county picks them up. Then, the county has to use taxpayer funds to pasture and feed them.
Rats. Beat me to it.