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To: LibWhacker
necking rum dregs
What language is that?
To: LibWhacker
Double-take just reading that headline—what?
To: LibWhacker
Could have been worse, Could have taken the keys.
5 posted on
02/19/2016 7:13:47 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: LibWhacker
Ah...reminds me of the good ol’ bar hopping days.
6 posted on
02/19/2016 7:14:02 AM PST by
moovova
To: LibWhacker
Drunk monkey brandishing huge knife terrorises bar in booze-fuelled rampage after necking rum dregs If 0bama had a son ...
7 posted on
02/19/2016 7:15:38 AM PST by
The Sons of Liberty
(My Forefathers Would Be Shooting By Now!)
To: LibWhacker
That has to be the most racist story I’ve ever read.
8 posted on
02/19/2016 7:16:56 AM PST by
PAR35
To: LibWhacker
What was really going in at this bar:
To: LibWhacker
Why don’t we have movies as good as this ?
15 posted on
02/19/2016 7:22:37 AM PST by
buwaya
To: LibWhacker
That was actually Al Gore wearing his now-famous Capuchin monkey suit. It came with.
16 posted on
02/19/2016 7:23:24 AM PST by
capt. norm
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat!)
To: LibWhacker
Any reports of a missing congressman?
17 posted on
02/19/2016 7:24:50 AM PST by
BigEdLB
(Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
To: LibWhacker
To: LibWhacker
We’ve all been there, right? Right?
19 posted on
02/19/2016 7:26:01 AM PST by
wiggen
(#JeSuisCharlie)
To: LibWhacker
This first came to mind:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps onto the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table — whole!”
“Sorry,” replied the guy. “He eats everything in sight, the little b@stard. I’ll pay for everything.”
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he’s in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his a$$, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks.
“Yeah,” replies the guy. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first.”
21 posted on
02/19/2016 7:26:55 AM PST by
treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
To: LibWhacker
Meh, I thought we were going to see an actual monkey knife fight.
To: LibWhacker
23 posted on
02/19/2016 7:29:14 AM PST by
HangnJudge
(Cthulhu for President, why vote for a lesser Evil)
To: LibWhacker
Now, that is a headline you won’t see very often.
27 posted on
02/19/2016 7:36:10 AM PST by
rlmorel
("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
To: LibWhacker
Drunk monkeys with knives.
I love Friday articles.
34 posted on
02/19/2016 7:54:07 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: LibWhacker
I’ve bounced in many a bar, and I’ve seen my share of drunk monkeys. They’re almost always trouble.
35 posted on
02/19/2016 8:10:08 AM PST by
IronJack
To: LibWhacker
That’s why it’s important for bars to card customers. Chances are the monkey isn’t 21 years old.
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