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1 posted on 02/15/2016 5:16:50 PM PST by BraveMan
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The rest of the story is that the judge also said if he is ever caught driving without a spaghetti strainer on his head he will be arrested.


2 posted on 02/15/2016 5:19:00 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("The goal of socialism is communism... Hatred is the basis of communism" --Vladimir Lenin)
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Pasta is religion! What a group of loons!


3 posted on 02/15/2016 5:20:07 PM PST by stocksthatgoup (Trump for me. I want to see Hillary, Bernie or any demoncrap crushed)
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Spaghetti strainer is the new tinfoil hat, doncha know.


5 posted on 02/15/2016 5:21:26 PM PST by TXBlair (We will not forget Benghazi.)
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The problem is that if you are caught driving without the colander, you could be prosecuted for fraud and perjury.

You have to give a statement under penalty of perjury that the headwear is necessary for your religious worship.

If this clown gets pulled over without his colander on his head, he could face some serious jail time.

Be careful what you ask for. You may get it.


6 posted on 02/15/2016 5:21:38 PM PST by P-Marlowe (Tagline pending.)
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Our culture has been destroyed. It is a reality show of feigned outrage, narcissism, and stupidity.


10 posted on 02/15/2016 5:26:33 PM PST by doug from upland (Some of you keep telling yourself -- Romney would have been as bad or worse.)
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Guess he doesn’t put sauce on while pasta in colander.

There was a day when one would be able to ‘spot’ humor/satire but we are so fouled up that most have absolutely no problem believing it has come to this.


11 posted on 02/15/2016 5:27:15 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading".)
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Another data point underlying the expression, “Madison: 77 square miles surrounded by reality.”

What kind of LOOK AT ME! non-adult goes to these lengths just so show what a good atheist/ religion-hater he is? THIS kind.


13 posted on 02/15/2016 5:28:22 PM PST by pogo101
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Hilarious Driver’s Licenses (15 pics) - Izismile.com
16 posted on 02/15/2016 5:31:33 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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Crazy drivers licenses08 Funny: Crazy driver’s licenses
18 posted on 02/15/2016 5:32:50 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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Just think, for Madison, he is probably saner than most of the inhabitants!


20 posted on 02/15/2016 5:35:42 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Events are converging and every day is a day that needs to be used to prepare.)
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hey, at least you can see his face...

21 posted on 02/15/2016 5:36:41 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
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Weird+drivers+license+pictures
22 posted on 02/15/2016 5:36:44 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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How about this guy, his name is "Vermin Supreme" and he wears a boot on his head. He ran for President on the platform that everyone should get a free pony..


27 posted on 02/15/2016 5:41:17 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (Can we please kill the guy already who invented the saying "My bad"?)
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Please don't ask me to explain it...

Pastafarian’ Poses for Driver’s License with Colander as Religious ...

... Head Is Amusing on a Driver’s License, Not So Much on a Gun License

amen, Pastaover: The essential tenets of Pastafarianism | CTV ...

My new drivers license featuring the sacred pasta strainer! - FSM ...

on her head on her Utah driver's license. Lemmon says the pasta ...

... Atheist Wears Pasta Strainer on His Head During Driver's License Photo

... Wins Fight To Wear Spaghetti Strainer In Driver’s License Photo

29 posted on 02/15/2016 5:42:12 PM PST by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better, safer America)
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The idiot in Texas never got his ID card. So far we have managed to stay reasonably sane here.


41 posted on 02/15/2016 6:23:12 PM PST by Texas Colonel (Get as close as you can...then get 10 yards closer.)
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Intellect of a sieve...


42 posted on 02/15/2016 6:31:47 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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So if a Pastafarian of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster leave the church?....

Are they an apostate or an antipasto?


43 posted on 02/15/2016 6:42:57 PM PST by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans Patriot%s are in rebellion... teach him why)
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Minority viewpoint: Why *not* stick it to the DMV, an arm of government universally reviled by the American people? That is what the loony Pastafarians are doing, and it’s OK. How much different than baseball cap wearing @-holes who never take them off in restaurants, homes, churches(!), and elsewhere.

GO, NOODLEHEADS!


45 posted on 02/15/2016 6:55:28 PM PST by twister881
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