Posted on 02/08/2016 11:35:27 AM PST by Cats Pajamas
He was much happier at McDonalds.
One thing is sure, they don’t like being amongst us “little people”.
“Considering we pull in $225,000 a day, you think they believe we eat in crap dinners like this?”
He’s left handed; so the right is in his lap; Hil is right handed; her left hand is in her lap.
Bill, “I got a few calls from your interns, thanks.”
Hill, “And?”
Bill, “Well, let’s just say they carry their weight better than you.”
Bill: "Food in this minimum security Federal prison isn't so bad, Hillary. Don't worry, Obama will pardon us".
Very Funny SNL skit!
God rest Phil Hartman.
RE:Reminds me of the classic SNL skit with Phil Hartman playing Clinton at McDonald’s.
Secret Service Agent #1: Sir, we’ve only been jogging for three blocks. Besides, Mrs. Clinton asked us not to let you in any more fast food places.
Bill Clinton: I just want to mingle with the American people, talk with some real folks.. and maybe get a Diet Coke, or something..
Secret Service Agent #1: Fine. But please don’t tell Mrs. Clinton.
Bill Clinton: Jim, let me tell you something - there’s gonna be a lot of things we don’t tell Mrs. Clinton about. Fast food is the least of our worries.
Reminds me of the classic SNL skit with Phil Hartman playing Clinton at McDonald’s.
Secret Service Agent #1: Sir, we’ve only been jogging for three blocks. Besides, Mrs. Clinton asked us not to let you in any more fast food places.
Bill Clinton: I just want to mingle with the American people, talk with some real folks.. and maybe get a Diet Coke, or something..
Secret Service Agent #1: Fine. But please don’t tell Mrs. Clinton.
Bill Clinton: Jim, let me tell you something - there’s gonna be a lot of things we don’t tell Mrs. Clinton about. Fast food is the least of our worries.
Hillary: “Maybe if I close my eyes I can make believe that I’m having breakfast with a really interesting person like a gum ball machine.”
“Hey, look at the hot little redhead at the back of the line! Try to act like we aren’t that close, OK?”
“We aren’t.”
Point well taken.
“Hey, Hill, you know what these clams remind me of?â€
“I don’t know about you but they remind me of Huma.”
Looks like they split a senior breakfast. Lol
That’s what old people do in restaurants. They all split a meal.
Honey am I close to my mouth?
"Dammit, if he has to sit here, I don't want him right in my line of sight! Bill! Keep your f'ing syphilitic palsy hand off the table!"
Jeez, look at the ass on that broad coming in the door!!
Bill: “Oh no! I told her never to show up in this restaurant when I’m with Hillary.”
Shill and Bill crusin for chicks.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Is That All There Is ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWTnsemkIs
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