It's been done, fairly entertaining.
Drunk
CooCoo! CooCoo! CooCoo!
Is this a Glenn Beck article?
The future hasn’t happened yet, so ....
Perhaps DONALD TRUMP (BLESSED IS HIS NAME) built the moon in one of his prior incarnations!
If they did — then they used a lot earth rock to make it.
It's been done, fairly entertaining.
I always had a sneaking suspicion this was the way it was. It all fits so neatly. I see people from the future time travelling all the time at Wal-Mart.
If they can build a Turbinium reactor on Mars, who’s to say...
Those hair treatments are going to Peter Brady’s head. Though, I don’t doubt this for a minute. If people from the past could build the Death Star, a naturalistic moon should be nothing for future man.
Mankind currently exists because future mankind went back into the distant past and created conditions allowing past mankind to be born.
If the above sentence makes sense to you, you need an infusion of IQ, stat.
“Go make your own dirt.”
Was this transcribed from a short wave broadcast?
These researchers are just trying to outdo the Area 51 and Sasquatch people.
I didn’t think we’d have enough cheese.
Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, friends - future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the inexplicable - that is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this dreadful ordeal. The incidents, the places... My friend, we can't keep this a secret any longer! Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend... Can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave-robbers from outer space?
"Future events such as these will affect you in the future." Couldn't have said it better myself. I accept your apologies.
Oh that I were where I would be!
Then would I be where I am not;
But where I am there I must be,
And where I would be I can not.
It’s true. All of it.
I work 9-5 on weekdays in the center of the moon keeping the cheese from melting.