Posted on 01/26/2016 12:32:10 PM PST by virgil283
"You have probably had a friend who started dating a woman that really made you scratch your head. She was flaky, possessive, and high-drama. Everyone could see that the gal was toxic and really bringing your buddy down…everyone, that is, except your buddy......" Short video also..
(Excerpt) Read more at artofmanliness.com ...
Been there.
Divorced that.
Blames it on one of her "Baby Daddy" exes. The Baby Daddy who is in prison.
Your friends start referring to her as Misty. True story.
Interesting...I just met someone from Italy.
Biggest problem I’m having is trying not to think of her as a typical American woman.
Very soft heart.
That’s actually some pretty good insight. Did you come up with that?
Defines herself and everyone else by their medical maladies.
How ‘bout that?
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!
3. My wife's a social worker. Not the same, but close enough.
4. I love cats better than anything on TV. Dogs, too.
12. OK, that's bad, but I can enjoy myself with them without a woman by my side.
13. I grew up expecting to support a wife. Haven't had to carry the load completely, except while we were raising young kids.
15. Actually, my wife hates them more than I do. Still, I read through whatever program she's watching that I don't like, or go practice my trumpet, or take an evening nap, so it's good.
You overhear her on the phone speaking in Russian, and you didn’t even know she spoke Russian.
LOL
Crazy Eyes and all
Corey Wayne's "How to be a 3% Man".
Mine used to, until the lightning zapped her one too many times. I had a pickup with cloth seats. I'd unlock her door (I was cheap, no power locks/windows). She'd get in, slide across that seat, and unlock my door. Most of the time, it was okay, but a few times, she got the snot shocked out of her by the static electricity. The last time she did it, it lit up the cab of the truck like a bolt from the blue, and I heard the zap from outside the truck. We agreed I'd unlock both doors after that.
Well, sauce for the goose IS sauce for the gander.
#8 - there now you knocked out half the women over 20 in the United States!!
See also: “wants” horses...
With respect to another earlier comment, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, I once dated someone who’s father was in the civil service. One of the things that put me off about here was the way she talked about/treated employees of the ‘service’ sector. The best way I can describe it was an attitude of utter contempt. She’d say things like “if these people had any brains, they could get a real job.”
Guess I dodged a bullet on that one.
Thing is, looking back on it, she learned that attitude somewhere, most likely her parents and peers in the young bureaucrat society. It’s a window into how the ‘elites’ really feel about us.
HEY!
If she chases you and starts to get rude and crude - she's not a ten. If she is a real 10 she will come bright and shiney to the date. If she's not a ten, she won't show up.
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