Posted on 12/23/2015 12:51:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
Cats are masters of relaxation. They can sleep anywhere, and without much else to do during the day, they live in a constant state of chill.
Sometimes, though, they take easy livinâ to a whole new level⦠an extremely awkward level. They think that just because their bods are all bendy and they have nine lives, they can prop themselves in any position sans judgement.
Well, cats, prepare for the ever-judging eyes of the Internet. Because the way youâre seated in these photos is just wrong.
1. This Cat Has Zero Recollection Of How This Happened
âWait. Is that my foot moving? What day is it anyway?â
2. This Cat Hates Everything
âWell, human. Here we are. Is this the cute photo you were expecting?â
3. This Cat Knows How To Ham It Up
âOMG, silly me. I just ended up all snuggly in this bowl somehow. Feel free to Instagram this. #Squeeâ
4. This Cat Is Equal Parts Confused And Irritated
âI was told there would be treats if I sat like this. Ahem. WHERE ARE THE TREATS.â
5. This Cat Is Ready For A Bedtime Story
âTell me about that time I was high on catnip and did three backflips in a rowâ¦. cuz I donât remember any of it.â
6. This Cat Isnât Sure How To Get Out Of This Position
âHmmmâ¦. Maybe you should just bring the litter box to me.â
7. This Cat Doesnât Give A Ratâs Ass What The Other Cats Think
âNo, Furball, itâs not your turn yet. The throne is still MINE.â
8. This Cat Wants To Give You A âHigh Footâ
âNo, itâs not a âhigh fiveâ because I only have four toes. Letâs just do it my way, yes?â
9. This Cat Has A Serious Case Of The Mondays
âOh, itâs Tuesday? Whatever. Everything is the worst.â
10. This Cat Is Sick Of Your Human Nonsense
âOh, you have errands to run and laundry to do? Well, Iâm forced to eat a bowl of mush that smells like a seaside dumpster. NOW whoâs got problems?â
11. This Cat Is Just Going To Freak. You. Out.
âNothing weird. Totally normal. This is just how I sit, OK?â
12. This Catâs Nemesis Is Gravity
âI like to refer to it as aging gracefully, but whatever.â
13. These Cats Are Planning World Domination
âFirst, mimic how the humans sit. Second, wait until they fall asleep. Third, ATTACK.â
14. This Cat Is Extremely Embarrassed to Be Caught On Camera
âItâs not what you think⦠I was just, umm, looking for that toy I lost last week and ended up in this chair.â
15. This Cat Just Found Out Heâs About To Become The Next Viral Sensation
âBut⦠but I donât like being the center of attention. I DONâT WANNA END UP LIKE THE KEYBOARD CAT.â
16. This Cat Is A Rebel Without A Cause
âI sit where I want, and how I want. Deal with it.â
17. This Cat Doesnât Understand How To Sit⦠Or Smile
âCheeeeeeeeeeeese.â
18. This Cat Is Intent On Driving This Kitten Insane
âYouâre getting sleepy. Very sleepyâ¦.â
how is it possible to get a cat to stay in that position long enough to take a picture!
I was gonna say that! LOL!
Nice, it just proves who our overlords are.
My first cat sat upright like a human only when she sat in the living room chair. Nowhere else. None of my subsequent cats ever sat that way. Wish I had been smart enough to have taken a photo.
LOL...thanks and a MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and yours !
Ach! #2 needs a bro!
FUNNY!!!!
Apparently some cats enter that position of their own free will.
Full vid with chill music for #16:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxMOOyQI99g
You’re welcome, and you too.
And Jenny Craig.
Love both cat and music.
Number 18 is Nero Wolfe kitty.
It’s not all THAT difficult.
Many cats WILL just sit like that for a while. At least the cats I know did/do.
I think that’s Popeye’s cat.
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